Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.
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Me and my girl often text each other like: <3 instead of hearts. Since Iwas mad about her I answered: 2.9 . You?
I have a brick inside my stomach. I feel haunted. My sis e-mailed me again after years of silence. This doesn't feel good.
Maybe bad or just a feeling of nostalgia.
We know age is a social construct though we all know that decay is something different. I mean I got wrinkles but not yet so much. But people almost always estimate my age ten years younger so so. And I met this person fresh out of school who was so wise and mature and somehow "old" in so many ways I could not believe her age of 20. I would have estimated her to be about 38 or 40. But her smooth face didn't fit. And then there are those guys I had in that meeting in Paris. Almost twice my age. Still boys. Still in the sandbox. Still ready to pee on the sandcastles of others. Never got beyond 6. Sigh.
And then there's your chicken, once too old to frit about and complain, into a stew it goes.
Was travelling with the Pais subway Métro. I took the wrong line. Like on any station worldwide the travel info by audio announcement was uncomprehensibly distored. We can fill big statiums with music and sound and opera and speeches and choirs. What is so difficult about stations then? Why does it in all languages sound like a herd of ducks quacking? Damn it!!
Ducks are underpaid so they're not giving it their best quacks.
Tell me the last flat jokes you've been told! To give you an example what I mean read this that somebody told me recently: Difference between straight couple and lesbian couple? When the husband gets home and finds wife blowing hot air of her hair dryer down her pants - He. What's up? - She: Curly hair is the new trend. Same scene among a lesbian couple - She: What's up darling? She: Heating your dinner honey! ---- It's not because this is working on weird ideas about lesbians but it's about being not really funny and meant to insult me a bit and entertain me a bit and testing my ability of finding things funny and testing my general humour? Point is: it's flatout boring and extremely lame. Tell me yours!
"What's a 3 letter word that starts with gas? A car 🚗."
I do both.
Do you wear glasses?
Nah, not yet anyway.
Do you think you are someone's best friend?
Yes.
When you catch yourself naked in the reflection of a mirror, what is your typical first thought?
Shoot first and ask questions never.
You are at a meeting. A team of the telly news are there too and recording some interviews. The woman with the mic directs her camera man and her sound recorder to the person next to me and starts an interview. I know this is a unique opportunity. I will never have a chance to talk to her again. But she doesn't ask me anything and seems in a rush to capture more of the event elsewhere. I try to enter a conversation as soon as she finished this. But I stand no chance. She rushes away with her team and ignored my obvious attempt to talk. She ignored also that I nervously hopped from one foot to the other. Also she ignored my smile. Later I saw the team waiting in the lobby. Before they could leave I took my chance and introduced myself. I got her card and she wrote her private number on it. Now: Shall I call her?
Wait until the weekend, it's probably respectable amount of time, hopefully she'll be off and free for personal dates.
What are some games with a good soundtrack?
Pretty much all the Castlevania games, minus the handheld ones.
Would you accept having a sore throat for the rest or your life if you get 1 billion € for it?
I guess, I'm not too upset at the prospect of feeling slightly miserable.
How old were you when you saw your first porn? Was it pictures, or a film? And on what medium did you view it (online, DVD, magazine etc)? (This makes scary reading — https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/mar/10/porn-study-survey-uk-teenagers-addicted?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other )
1 year old. National Geographic 🌚 jk
What is your “drug” of choice?
Caffeine, ginseng and cheese 🧀 🤨
Do you wear a backpack?
I Carry a crossbody sling bag whenever the work week begins.
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Maybe she's up to something. She always had a plan and never acts without.