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Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

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Kate Matsuda asked about 5 hours ago · 8 answers

Me and my girl often text each other like: <3 instead of hearts. Since Iwas mad about her I answered: 2.9 . You?

Kate Matsuda asked 1 day ago · 7 answers

I have a brick inside my stomach. I feel haunted. My sis e-mailed me again after years of silence. This doesn't feel good.

Kate Matsuda asked 1 day ago · 6 answers

And then there's your chicken, once too old to frit about and complain, into a stew it goes.

Kate Matsuda asked 1 day ago · 7 answers

Was travelling with the Pais subway Métro. I took the wrong line. Like on any station worldwide the travel info by audio announcement was uncomprehensibly distored. We can fill big statiums with music and sound and opera and speeches and choirs. What is so difficult about stations then? Why does it in all languages sound like a herd of ducks quacking? Damn it!!

Ducks are underpaid so they're not giving it their best quacks.

Kate Matsuda asked 5 days ago · 6 answers

"What's a 3 letter word that starts with gas? A car 🚗."

Pandy asked 8 days ago · 8 answers

Would you rather be hideous on the outside but feel beautiful (inside and out) or be beautiful on the outside but hate who you are and how you look?

Daniel asked 8 days ago · 20 answers

Do you wear glasses?

Pandy asked 13 days ago · 16 answers

Do you think you are someone's best friend?

Pandy asked 15 days ago · 16 answers

When you catch yourself naked in the reflection of a mirror, what is your typical first thought?

Kate Matsuda asked 15 days ago · 6 answers

Wait until the weekend, it's probably respectable amount of time, hopefully she'll be off and free for personal dates.

Arthur asked 17 days ago · 19 answers

What are some games with a good soundtrack?

Pretty much all the Castlevania games, minus the handheld ones.

Daniel asked 18 days ago · 18 answers

Would you accept having a sore throat for the rest or your life if you get 1 billion € for it?

I guess, I'm not too upset at the prospect of feeling slightly miserable.

Penelope asked 20 days ago · 18 answers

How old were you when you saw your first porn? Was it pictures, or a film? And on what medium did you view it (online, DVD, magazine etc)? (This makes scary reading — https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/mar/10/porn-study-survey-uk-teenagers-addicted?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other )

LaDamaX asked 26 days ago · 17 answers

What is your “drug” of choice?

Daniel asked 26 days ago · 19 answers

Do you wear a backpack?

I Carry a crossbody sling bag whenever the work week begins.

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