Everybody wants the same thing. They want my body body body. Cause my body is full of coins that I ate when I was a child. Yeah, I got quarters nickels dimes, all inside. Get in line. 🪙 I got every state quarter dating back to '99. In my stomach I'm in public people always stop to say that boy is walking round' town like the U.S. Treasury.

At what time of the day do you prefer certain activities to take place?

How old is everyone turning this year? I'm turning 38 🥶

Are you the hyper go-to-girl or guy with the street cred to solve all the problems life brings on Cheeto wings?

What animal do you think would relate to your personality best?

Hello. Is it me you're looking for? 💀

Has the size of your underwear grown or shrunk in recent years?

If the CDC kicked down your door and told you they had to contain, burn and dispose of the things you touched, how many body parts or objects are you out of?

I guess you wonder where I've been
I searched to find a love within
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for you and I can't let go. 🌚

Up, up and away you spoony bard!

What games, hobbies or other activities do you engage in when not burdened with responsibility?

Don't you hate it when people can't read between the lines?

Have you seen the hairy man of Alaska?

Do you like your own feet or are they kinda meh?

Do you think you'll make it big someday? A huge success followed by fortune and recognition?