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Dingus
CrustyD

Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

Not here.
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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

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Dingus · 4 answers · 3mo

Retro shutting down already? Welp back to SimilarWorlds I guess... 🏃‍➡️

Dingus · 3 answers · 5mo

How much of a disingenuous arse are you on a scale of 1 to 100?

Dingus · 4 answers · 5mo

Should extra large print be included over fine print?

Dingus · 4 answers · 5mo

Can you take care of yourself in a bad situation involving a loaf of banana bread, an inebriated clown and a tractor? 🚜

Dingus · 8 answers · 5mo

Do you generate a lot of body heat? 👀 More than the average person?

Dingus · 5 answers · 5mo

Get over yourself. You're not a hill or mountain worthy of a goat's time 🐐

Dingus · 6 answers · 5mo

Do you sometimes wonder if this isn't all some sick joke? I mean, just look at your shoes. 🧐

Dingus · 5 answers · 5mo

What's an old yet timeless quality you possess?

Dingus · 6 answers · 6mo

What's the best grilled cheese you've ever had? Also, what's perhaps the worst grilled cheese?

Dingus · 5 answers · 6mo

Is there something objectively sinister about you?

Dingus · 4 answers · 6mo

What is the oldest view?

Dingus · 5 answers · 6mo

Is Kate a type of tail feather 🪶? Belonging to what kind of bird? ;)

Dingus · 2 answers · 6mo

Add one tablespoon of buttered shoelace, a pint of gasoline, two cloves of garlic and a pound of dirt or mud. And that's how you make Mutton Boots. ;)

Dingus · 5 answers · 6mo

Who's consistently nice to your outside of family and close friends?

Dingus · 5 answers · 6mo

Who takes the best pics on here in your opinion... Aside from Kate :p

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