Retrospring is shutting down on 1st March, 2025 Read more
I am a Shota who resides in the free country of Shotaland! I am also the operator of various services focusing on privacy and free expression.
512
cum?
cum?
I will find you disabled. That bussy is mine.
W-What d-do you mean? shudders
I don't know who you are, but I friggin' love you and want to be your fren.
Hello fren! :D
im going to rape ur cute adorable boy body
prepare for onee-sana
blushes C-Can we talk about this? T-There might be some misunderstanding!
The B.I.G T.I.T.S have denied any sort of peaceful diplomacy, they are openly hostile and will lay siege to Shotaland!!!
They are known for torturing young boys in their own homes! Torture techniques like breast-smothering, Paizuri, and fellatio! Even gangrape between 4 onee-sans!!! This isn't good!!!!
A lot of Shotalandians have volunteered to be on the frontlines in an attempt to protect The Shotaland Border, they were actually quite eager to do so. Maybe those brave boys will be able to hold them off, while I strengthen our defenses.
Disa... did you know that the Brave Insurgent Group (Big) and Territorial Imperial Terrorist Squad (Tits) are planning to lay siege and conquer Shotaland!!!!! They are being led by onee-sans who want to conquer and oppress the boyish population of Shotaland!
Quickly, you must do something!!!
Shotaland is a country of peace. I believe in negotiations. I'm confident we could work something out with those Onee-sans. :3
can you review incognet? i didn't know you had a wife lol
Incognet is one that I have actually been asked to review a couple times now.
They require you to make an account on their website with an email and password, which isn't that bad I suppose. Though, I do think it's odd for an alleged “privacy focused” company to require you to make an account to ask them a question before even purchasing their service.
Anyway, that aside, I made an account on incognet, and I found the dashboard doesn't work. I was constantly redirected to the log-in page when trying to open a ticket to contact them. So, I wasn't even able to contact them, I tried on multiple browsers and no matter what, I just couldn't get through to the actual dashboard for long enough to get in contact with them.
Incognet is the only service so far which has immediately soured my experience before I was even able to reach out to them.
Is it possible for me to dive into their policies in the future? yeah, it's possible. But, I just think there are companies which make themselves far more accessible and desirable who I'd rather reach out to first. Like Kyun the first provider to be added to my article after its original publication.
disa
hello disa
Hello!!!
who is the current president or leader of shotaland?????
Disa!
how do you feel about stuart little??
I heard he sent a lot of mail bombs, and that's, no good!
how does your wife feel about you (pretending) being a shota????????????????/
I decided to foward this question to my wife, as I think that this is more a question for her, the following is her unedited response.
"I don't have any particular opinion. I have an account on his instance, so I can see his cutesy-wutesy flirt back-and-forths; they're silly and funny. I commission Hollow Knight porn and goon all day; I can't judge. "
Well, how did you meet your wife if you were just looking for friends? Did she make a move on you?
My wife and I met through one of the methods I was using for making friends at the time.
We started out playing games and eventually ended up playing some casual minecraft on a server I was hosting.
At the time I thought it was really funny to say "hey, you know what would be really funny, if you and I, just platonically, as friends. Sent nudes to eachother." I was genuinely joking, I had a friend around that time who would constantly do the same thing to me (they had no interest in me and were just joking around.)
Well, one day after we were done with playing minecraft for the day, I hung up the call and she sent me a message. "let's do it." I was kind of taken aback, I didn't know what she was talking about, so I replied "do what?" she then responded "send nudes."
I was now in this situation where I couldn't refuse to send nudes, because that would make things weird and I didn't want to lose my new friend, so I went and said "okay." And then we ended up exchanging nudes.
The rest is history.
How come someone as dysfunctional as you can get a wife and mostly healthy me cannot? It's not fair! :sob:
I've always been pretty popular with women, I think it's because I'm fairly confident and always come off as fairly happy. I'm also not scared to speak my mind on things.
There was a point before I met my wife, where I was really sad, longing for companionship. I was going on dating sites and stuff, I thought the only way to feel better was to get a girlfriend of some sort.
I told one of my friends of my issue, and they basically told me to "stop looking", I redirected, started looking for friends instead of relationships. Not even 1 month later, I met my now wife.
Hi cutie
Hello!
...what are are u most sensitive in, お姉ちゃん wants to know.
why? uhhhhhhhh... so i wont accidently touch it 😳
Probably my testicles.
Retrospring uses Markdown for formatting
*italic text*
for italic text
**bold text**
for bold text
[link](https://example.com)
for link