Cheat answer - Mystique. She is canonically kinky with her powers, and she can be pretty much anyone she wants.

Serious answer - Really hard to say. I know this hypothetical is essentially a one-night stand and not "who would you marry or have a long term relationship with" but I would still feel a bit weird about saying like Invisible Woman or other gals in serious happy relationships. (I'm no homewrecker!) Maybe Starfire? Like the 2000s TT comic version where she was the adult mentor of the group along with Cyborg, so she was mature and savvy to the Earth-ways, but still a passionate and proud lady.

I'm leaning heavy into comics here, but many of the options I could think of from Cartoons and such are the same boat as above... Velma? I'd get scrumpy with her if she was into it... They are into it right? I'm saying yes; this is under the assumption that for whatever reason the gal is the one looking to boink me.

This one is hard to answer in a short manner - because the answer is I love the idea of a Batfamily, but the size and scope of it depends on context.

A Batman that is just starting out should not have anyone other than Alfred and Commissioner Gordon on his side. He is the urban legend that strikes fear into the criminals of Gotham.

After being around for a bit, he gets a Robin. Softens a bit due to the partnership and becomes a bit less grim. Then we add a Batgirl. Robin retires and becomes his own man, and a new Robin joins the team. At this same time, the growing legend of Batman in the states starts to spread (especially if we are doing him as a Justice League member.) and inspires heroes to start rising up around the globe.

Now we join an older Batman, with him is his son as the new Robin (yes, I like Damien when he is handled well - I love him as Dick's Robin in the early Batman and Robin run from Morrison), Nightwing, Red Robin (Tim), Batgirl (Cassie), Oracle (even if you take out her being crippled by the Joker, Babs being the team info goddess is something I love), Huntress, and sometimes Catwoman. Then there are the heroes like Knight and Squire of the Batmen of Many Nations, who have forged their own legends and teamed up with Batman.

These guys aren't always together, but when they need to be they are a force to be reckoned with, and no matter where Batman is - he is never truly alone.

(And that isn't counting his best friend Clark. If shit gets bad, he knows Clark has his back. - Yes, I am one of those old school fools that likes to think these two are genuinely good friends that sometimes hang out.)

Lemme start off with a disclaimer - I have not watched any of the show proper. I have seen enough through reviews and trailers and clips to know that I don't want to waste my time on it. (I have enough stuff I WANNA see I don't seem to have any time for, so...)

That said, wow. This show took what was a surefire concept that could be played a million ways (Scooby Doo, but for an adult audience - so violence, sex, mature themes, etc are all on the table) and picked a way to do it that completely sucks all the fun out and seems to actively hate the audience. Not even just Velma the lead character, but Velma the show seems to be bitter, cynical, antagonistic, and overall unpleasant.

I will give it credit for the visuals. The designs are pretty good overall, and I have seen some neat stuff in clips on a pure visual level... But as soon as the characters start talking you are reminded out the show hates you and thinks it is so much smarter than you.

Honestly I think this one lingered longer in my head than it should have for a show that sucks and I never watched - because I was onboard up until the first trailer dropped. When folks got mad that it was a prequel, I was fine. When they were mad Velma was now of South Asian descent, I was fine with that too. (I remember seeing some really neat fan designs floating around before the show was announced that had an African American Velma that looked really neat.) But that first trailer. Ouch.

As for season 2, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they trash the thing. However between the HUGE marketing push season 1 got, and all the hate watching it got meaning to them it was a success (remember folks consuming things ironically or hatefully is still buying the product, and translates to "we want more of this") In regards to how they play it... I really don't know. Any sensible person would try and take some of the criticism to heart and maybe do better, maybe soften the edges on the cast, or time jump so they can have grown off screen and almost do a soft reset? However I can easily see the crew behind what we got taking this as a challenge/attack and doubling down to make an even more miserable second/final season.

Do not be surprised if it ends with any of the main cast dying or other horrific things they can do to "show us" what they can do.