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Nameless Oddball · 8mo

If you could bang ONE character
Who would it be ?

Cheat answer - Mystique. She is canonically kinky with her powers, and she can be pretty much anyone she wants.

Serious answer - Really hard to say. I know this hypothetical is essentially a one-night stand and not "who would you marry or have a long term relationship with" but I would still feel a bit weird about saying like Invisible Woman or other gals in serious happy relationships. (I'm no homewrecker!) Maybe Starfire? Like the 2000s TT comic version where she was the adult mentor of the group along with Cyborg, so she was mature and savvy to the Earth-ways, but still a passionate and proud lady.

I'm leaning heavy into comics here, but many of the options I could think of from Cartoons and such are the same boat as above... Velma? I'd get scrumpy with her if she was into it... They are into it right? I'm saying yes; this is under the assumption that for whatever reason the gal is the one looking to boink me.

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