I lost my medical license
What is your opinion on the best Pokémon of all time, Pawmi?
miss me with that bullshit. gengar is the best pokémon and that hamster thing is DISGUSTING it has long arms but no legs, truly an abomination
I'm that anon, u don't need to post this or answer, just letting u know, u didn't fail me, kyman is a beautiful mess (endearing) and your website is awesome B)
I'm gonna answer anyway because I don't want to delete posts, but I appreciate your words, cute anon :)
And thank you! I really enjoy making little old-looking websites because I couldn't do it back in Geocities time, so knowing it's appreciated and receiving little comments on my guestbook is heartwarming
opinion on rabbi cartman's honkers?
I miss them...
Favorite kyman dynamic? Tie, Pine or Mountain? (height differences do not apply)
hi im a fan of south park
WOW, that's WACK
What is you opinion on Candy? (the ship)
It's not something I would go search on my own but when I happen to see it online I like it only if there is no romance involved and/or Wendy is forcing him to do it.
I'm not even into femdom or Cartman having sex with women, but if I have to make up a scenario for it, I think the only way I could see it happening is if Wendy still has some unresolved sexual frustration toward him, like when she had that stressy crush on him, and mix it with her hatred towards him.
Something like the breast cancer episode but horny.
Cartman is an absolute pussy when violence is involved so I think he would barely stand a chance and whine all the time, plus he would find it extremely humiliating, which is kewl.
Wendy would feel bad about the "little angry rape" she did and grossed out by having sex with him so MAYBE it would be a one-time-only thing.
Wendy seems "sane" enough to not do something like this, at least more than one time. If that's the case it would just be hetero kyman and I like it gay.
idk if you wanted an answer this horny but yeah.
asked 3 months ago
God sorry I never check this website
KYMAN. I HAVE SPOKEN.
do you think kyman is canon? xx,.
kyman is canon
kyman is real
doesn't know fanon
it's a family meal
Do you prefer kyman over macaroni?
i actually find macaroni DISGUSTING so yes
have you ever drawn nathan? you make such cute chubby boys, i think youd do him real well
aaaa thank you and sorry for forgetting about retrospring for one month. i'll post a nathan tomorrow and im just going to say that he is pretty plump and festive, so i hope you'll enjoy it
are we /comfy/?
Opinion on cartman’s BEWBAGE?
ever drawn timmy?
yup, but just doodles i never posted. whenever i have more free time i hope i will finish some doodles that are not cartman
whos your fave character in south park
In the hypothetical situation where Cartman gets a dad, would you prefer it to be Jimbo, Clyde's dad, or someone else?
if liane gets with clyde's dad i can only see it going bad. it would be funny to see cartman having to share his daily life with his new stepbrother clyde, but cartman hates his guts and he is really possessive of liane. i think it would end with clyde's father getting MURDERED.
so idk, cartman is all docile now so maybe ending it like that is too much, but i can't see this relationship lasting long.
but still, i would like to see cartman and clyde together. cartman bossing him around, clyde sobbing like a bitch every time something goes wrong. cartman is also the type to end up around perverts, so having clyde the porn passionate around seems appropriate.
while for jimbo it would be ADORABLE. i love jimbo and he was cute when he used to take the kids around. and jimbo comes in a pack with NED. i really want to see him having a talking role again. the last time he did something he almost died and now he is in a wheelchair too. i'm WORRIED for him, poor unlucky bastard.
but because of ned and the implications that jimbo is still closeted, i can't really see him getting settled with liane. maybe moving all together but idk...
that would be the ideal scenario for cartman thought. he seems to enjoy jimbo's company and no one is really getting too close to liane.
sucks for liane in both scenarios but ¯_(ツ)_/¯
it's a hard knock life.
so i think would prefer jimbo. they also look similar, same chin and both fat, it's cute.
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Ok ok anon, u-turn, forgive my illiteracy, I just reread it because I only knew it as "Mountain is Cartman being some smug jock and Kyle some little tsundere boy" so I went for the opposite, but I saw some images that explain the traits of both and, while I agree with some Cartman traits like being a sentimental fuckboy, the idea of Kyle being a responsible cool guy and not another deranged rage individual it's fucked up.