"What do you mean someone called me fat?! Hand me that device, I'll show them! Hand it over this instant!

Don't you run away from me!

That's IT! No more custard for you! Never again will I read bedtime stories! You are having your cuddle rights revoked!

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Pfft! This is the sort of thing a Dragon would say! Creatures imprisoned by Science, despite their mythical prowess!"