"I've been asked if I'm CLUMSY? Why I never! I have had thousands of years practising all forms of Dance! I have the utmost advanced skillset in any Dance known to Man! In fact, Capoeira is my main martial and favourite form! How dare they?! I'd like to see these punks mix a Pirouette into a Meia Lua!

...Though there is that one time I fell over and became the Husband of an Eldritch God..."