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Occultist · 9mo

why u so ugly lol

"Hm? An Occultist called me ugly? This is all intentional and part of the greater plan.

Back when I modelled myself as the perfect predator, people were horrified, scared and ran away screaming. So, I decreed, I needed to make myself as appealing as possible, by utilising obscene parts. Now, nobody runs away from me.

You call it ugliness - I call it no longer being alone.

... ... ... Yeah?! Did I sound wise and bad-ass? Woohoo! I'm... Awesome."

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