Occultist · 1mo

With hop movements like these Ikea ain't going out of business anytime soon, you're going to be destroying beds and couches all over~

"Attendant, what on the Stars is that comment? Elaborate!

Uh huh. . . Yes? The beds would break . . . What do you mean intercourse? . . . Well... Yes. Yes I do. I fuck very hard! . . . Why would this... Ikea? - Not go out of business? . . . WHAT?! HOOLIGANS! HAND ME THAT DEVICE, I'LL SHOW THEM WHO THEY'RE DEALING WITH!"

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