"Huh? ... What? Why is someone asking -how- homosexual am I? How can that be measured? Are you sure you're reading that correctly? Once upon a time it meant happiness... Yes, yes, I'm sure that's the question.

I am immensely content. Thank the fan for asking. . . . .

What do you mean they're asking me how big is it? Big is what? My WHO? The heat death of the universe cannot come fast enough. . . . . ."