"Attendant, you know ass eating is on Sundays, after you've cleaned the Kitchen spotless. What do you mean you weren't asking? . . . . . . . . .

The Agency better pay me double time for this one... Alright, tell the Fan to meet me at the Club. 9pm sharp! I do not play nice with those that dawdle.

Now, where did I put that pectoral lotion for maximum slip and sheen . . . . ."