shpadoinkle · 7mo
Kyle is the hornier one of the two and likes secret public shit. He will give Cartman subtle hints throughout the day while they’re in public that he wants to bang that night. Sometimes when he’s extra horny he’ll lean in close to whisper in Cartman’s ear (even if they’re next to their friends) and tell him that he wants to fuck him hard, grabbing his large thigh under the table and teasing the inner area while he casually goes back to chatting with the others. Cartman is sitting there all hot and bothered and imagines the different positions they’d be doing that night while desperately trying not to pop a boner
shpadoinkle holy shiiiitttt that’s an awesome hc!! It’s easy to assume Kyle is the more prude of the two bc he can get caught up in how ppl think of him BUT his attraction to eric + how clever he is got him thinkin of ways to rile eric whenever he wants while still keepin face in front of others. Plus, this would give kyle such a power trip let’s be fr that’s a big reason why he loves doin it 😝
