This is so specific and probably long but bear with me. Kyman frickin in skirts.

I had this scenario running rampant in my mind for too long many years ago of the main four pulling up to a halloween party in those japanese school girl outfits as a joke (kenny and eric doing it for the bit, stan got persuaded by wendy cos she thought it would be hot, and kyle got forced into it somehow)

Eric and kenny are feeling it up, fucking around and being just stupid 19 year old dudes and partying while stan and kyle are kinda embarrassed. But kyle gets so hot and bothered by eric in that stupid outfit and he's so fucking mad and embarrassed of himself.

At some point kyle has had it enough of eric bending over and just being annoyingly hot in that stupid joke of a costume so he drags him into another room and ✨️🌈❤️💦🔥

This does not surprise anyone but dude...dub con/humiliation kink kyman. Kyle being so fucking jealous and/or possessive of eric that he goes overboard (alternatively furious of something eric did). Eric DOES want it but its an embarrassing and humiliating situation like a semi public space or he got caught doing something embarrassing. Eric would end up having a huge crisis in the midst of it all. Something about eric being super embarrassed about getting off to being humiliated just hits me so goodhehehhehehehe

Kyle is the hornier one of the two and likes secret public shit. He will give Cartman subtle hints throughout the day while they’re in public that he wants to bang that night. Sometimes when he’s extra horny he’ll lean in close to whisper in Cartman’s ear (even if they’re next to their friends) and tell him that he wants to fuck him hard, grabbing his large thigh under the table and teasing the inner area while he casually goes back to chatting with the others. Cartman is sitting there all hot and bothered and imagines the different positions they’d be doing that night while desperately trying not to pop a boner