on a bus or train sitting in your seat when you suddenly feel something warm, fuzzy, and soft pressed on your face. big ol metadilf casually standing up while his belly bulges out from his shirt. (he probably gave up his seat to a pregnant woman or elderly person.) also unaware of your presence and how close you are to his gut. part of you thinks you should speak up, but another part of you is very aroused. and it's probably very noisy if he's returning from a big lunch.