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A furry gremlin cryptid with a thing for orbs, desperation/relief, whump, stuffing, and everything that is domestic and wholesome. Into weird kinks but at the same time asexual somehow??
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bogus · 8mo
Oh jesus christ welcome back but also so sorry for the spam of asks
lol it’s fine. I’ll go through and at least answer the ones that have no answer
Bonus points if the spot is in the sun
OG · 5 answers · 1y
What if borbs are natural growers and not showers? Would make sense because even the biggest of dicks have to fit completely inside a sphere, and they're low to the ground too so having small genitals would be an advantage...that is until it's time to fuck and their partner gets the surprise of their life.
Yeah I think that makes the most sense. I’m one of those people that think about things like that when looking at smut WHEEZE
With any luck they’ll work some of the knots out of his back with their climbing lol
bogus · 2 answers · 11mo
https://www.instagram.com/p/CsoWQ9-rWer/?igsh=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==
meta knight waiting in the rain outside your door
You open the screen to the doorbell camera and:
(KICKS DOWN DOOR)
Jupiter is Jovey to everyone outside of work, and Juno is Junie to his family and Love to Jupiter ✨
bogus · 1 answer · 1y
everytime kirby hangs out w meta, he makes it his goal to make mk purr at least once. why does kirby love hearing meta purr? it's amusing that someone as serious as him could make such a cute noise. his purring is very relaxing. a happy meta knight is very rare. and finally, it gives kirby comfort knowing there's atleast someone that's just like him in the world.
It’s like having a living massage chair as a friend 🙏
Sectrapoyo · 1y
YOU LIVE??
I LIVE
The borblet seems to agree, and starts demanding food lol
bogus · 1 answer · 9mo
https://www.instagram.com/p/C2Pqx9-P9yA/?igsh=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==
meta knight being himself
Go easy on him, he just woke up 😭
It’s a bunch of vague scribbles and squiggly drawings of fruit
bogus · 2 answers · 11mo
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0Nq1W4rw5V/?igsh=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==
borblets make a wide range of sounds. from cute little squeak puffs to literal hellspawn
At least it’s easy to remember when it’s food time. You’ll KNOW.
OG · 8mo
omg welcome back ;_;
I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOREVER.
Life has been kind of a ride between moving to a new house, getting laid off of a job, and finding a new job 🫠
I’m clearing out my inbox now. I’ll try to get back into the habit of answering questions!
He completely forgets what a mask is. When he’s offered it to put it back on he’s like “What’s this thing for???”
bogus · 1 answer · 9mo
https://youtube.com/shorts/NVF8xNYIAVs?si=FYH5jOZw4GxD7eDf
a smol bat being protected by micrometa, or micrometa hiding from annoying humans w a bigger bat friend.
When Kirb doesn’t feel like taking pictures