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Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞
False_Unicorn

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A furry gremlin cryptid with a thing for orbs, desperation/relief, whump, stuffing, and everything that is domestic and wholesome. Into weird kinks but at the same time asexual somehow??

Should probably be in Horny Jail
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bogus · 7mo

Oh jesus christ welcome back but also so sorry for the spam of asks

OG · 4 answers · 9mo

borbs circle in place a bit before laying down

just to decide if the spot is right, and at what direction the wind will be hitting them

OG · 5 answers · 1y

What if borbs are natural growers and not showers? Would make sense because even the biggest of dicks have to fit completely inside a sphere, and they're low to the ground too so having small genitals would be an advantage...that is until it's time to fuck and their partner gets the surprise of their life.

Yeah I think that makes the most sense. I’m one of those people that think about things like that when looking at smut WHEEZE

bogus · 1 answer · 10mo

metadilf just laying down while the grandkids use him as a jungle gym. he's usdd to it.

OG · 2 answers · 11mo

Take your favorite ships/ocs and say what nicknames you think they call eachother <3

(KICKS DOWN DOOR)

Jupiter is Jovey to everyone outside of work, and Juno is Junie to his family and Love to Jupiter ✨

bogus · 1 answer · 11mo

everytime kirby hangs out w meta, he makes it his goal to make mk purr at least once. why does kirby love hearing meta purr? it's amusing that someone as serious as him could make such a cute noise. his purring is very relaxing. a happy meta knight is very rare. and finally, it gives kirby comfort knowing there's atleast someone that's just like him in the world.

bogus · 1 answer · 11mo

meta knight finds a borblet in his arms. he watches over it warmly. but then someone tells him "that's your baby!" meta goes 😳.

bogus · 2 answers · 9mo

metagoogus listing his favorite things in the world. (even though we cannot read it)

bogus · 2 answers · 10mo

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0Nq1W4rw5V/?igsh=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==
borblets make a wide range of sounds. from cute little squeak puffs to literal hellspawn

OG · 7mo

omg welcome back ;_;

I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOREVER.
Life has been kind of a ride between moving to a new house, getting laid off of a job, and finding a new job 🫠
I’m clearing out my inbox now. I’ll try to get back into the habit of answering questions!

bogus · 2 answers · 8mo

meta knight after a surgery but he's still loopy off the anesthesia.

He completely forgets what a mask is. When he’s offered it to put it back on he’s like “What’s this thing for???”

bogus · 1 answer · 8mo

https://youtube.com/shorts/NVF8xNYIAVs?si=FYH5jOZw4GxD7eDf
a smol bat being protected by micrometa, or micrometa hiding from annoying humans w a bigger bat friend.

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