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A furry gremlin cryptid with a thing for orbs, desperation/relief, whump, stuffing, and everything that is domestic and wholesome. Into weird kinks but at the same time asexual somehow??
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Adult puffball vs. pufflet WHEEZE
https://x.com/punchingcat/status/1817353453062193568?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw
I like to think borbs are kinda like Nimbus the cat. They start out as little wads of crinkled tissue, but they turn into majestic spheres when puberty’s all set and done.
https://x.com/handcraftline3/status/1632687213397053440?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw
Juno: (Takes a F A T hit)
….hhhhhhhhh…. “How many assloads’re inna fuckton??”
MK proposes, opens the ring box and reveals this: https://x.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1748608282384601465?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw
MK doesn’t understand acrylic nails until Peach and/or Bayonetta gives him scritches .3.
Ok so I just came across this on Twitter:
https://x.com/jennygeist_/status/1730416193713095041?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw
Imagine getting this set and then letting your pose-able Meta figure just… take bong rips.
Googus Phantom Meta Knight would resemble a painted bat https://youtube.com/shorts/CwwLPhsUKJ8?si=BKTVxsqi0PTDQNE_
I know I’ve been dead for weeks but… pufflet vibes.
https://x.com/shouldhavecat/status/1707120460322771406?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw
Puffball or human, Juno’s a big ol’ service top. Just stick a pony-play hood and some hoof gloves on him, and he’ll make a nice, useful pet. Make him a breeding stud, a teaser stallion, or just ride him around for your pleasure. Making you happy makes him happy👌
If anyone ever wonders what Juno was like as a young kid, well… y’know that ‘I Like Turtles’ kid? That’s him. He was that kid.
I’ve kinda gone dead again because I started a full time job AND my mom and I have recently moved house. Will try to plow through my inbox soon.
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On another note: Puffs at the beach because summer.
The poor thang puppy meme but with a pufflet.
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