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Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞
False_Unicorn

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A furry gremlin cryptid with a thing for orbs, desperation/relief, whump, stuffing, and everything that is domestic and wholesome. Into weird kinks but at the same time asexual somehow??

Should probably be in Horny Jail
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Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 2 answers · 6mo

I like to think borbs are kinda like Nimbus the cat. They start out as little wads of crinkled tissue, but they turn into majestic spheres when puberty’s all set and done.
https://x.com/handcraftline3/status/1632687213397053440?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 1 answer · 11mo

Juno: (Takes a F A T hit)
….hhhhhhhhh…. “How many assloads’re inna fuckton??”

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 4 answers · 1y

MK doesn’t understand acrylic nails until Peach and/or Bayonetta gives him scritches .3.

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 1y

Ok so I just came across this on Twitter:
https://x.com/jennygeist_/status/1730416193713095041?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw
Imagine getting this set and then letting your pose-able Meta figure just… take bong rips.

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 1y

Googus Phantom Meta Knight would resemble a painted bat https://youtube.com/shorts/CwwLPhsUKJ8?si=BKTVxsqi0PTDQNE_

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 1y

Puffball or human, Juno’s a big ol’ service top. Just stick a pony-play hood and some hoof gloves on him, and he’ll make a nice, useful pet. Make him a breeding stud, a teaser stallion, or just ride him around for your pleasure. Making you happy makes him happy👌

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 1y

If anyone ever wonders what Juno was like as a young kid, well… y’know that ‘I Like Turtles’ kid? That’s him. He was that kid.

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 4 answers · 1y

I’ve kinda gone dead again because I started a full time job AND my mom and I have recently moved house. Will try to plow through my inbox soon.

On another note: Puffs at the beach because summer.

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 1y

The poor thang puppy meme but with a pufflet.

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