RhymewithRay · 8 answers · 2y
Your OC but its the thing where celebrities Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions by typing in their name and seeing how Google autofills... what are the top 3 questions about your oc and how do they answer?
1.) Odd Lambert related to Jeri Lambert?
"Yes, he was my father. If you come across any photos of him on the job with a bug-eyed kid next to him, that was me."
2.) Odd Lambert coffee shop haunted?
"Oh, the shop has it's eccentricities, certainly, but I feel confident saying it's not 'haunted'. ... Just pay no mind to the self filling drinks and moving silhouettes you may see in the mirrors."
3.) Odd Lambert secretly an alien?
"... Hypothetical: could something be considered an alien if it came from an alternate dimension's version of the same planet you are on now?"
