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Just some bitch-ass motherfucker spreading the gospel of Medic from TF2 being a shit enjoyer - as God intended.
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i think we just call it being alloaro tbh
Being allosexual and aromantic? Sounds about right. Romance is just not in the cards for me I genuinely cannot see it working into any stage of my life. Sex, maybe, but they can stay for one (1) night at most then they gotta leave my house lmao (theoretically; such a situation has never come up as of now).
Medic planning to leave the morning after he and Cheavy had sex due to the transactional relationship aspect. Cheavy tells him to stay/that he wants him to stay.
Looks like somebody's cooking breakfast, perhaps as a further plea for Medic to stay. And a serious discussion about their relationship over breakfast sausage and pancakes. Jury's out on whether Cheavy will actually put in the effort to make it more than just a teammates-with-benefits thing, but now that the desire is out there, perhaps they have hope.
I was mentally rehearsing yesterday about telling my mom about the national stereotypes TF2 employs and when I was thinking abt Medic, I had to remind myself that NO! he is NOT a canonical shit eater. he is a evil doctor, NOWHERE does it say he's into shit eating
Lol that reminds me of that one hello kitty post that's like "hello kitty does not like xanax or ketamine or knives" but instead it's "medic tf2 does not like to eat shit, he likes to put animal organs in his teammates' bodies and take care of his doves". Ooh boy imagine telling your mom that though, that his bright pearly whites are a lie. Sometimes I myself forget I made that part up too though lol
Medic snuggling up to Cheavy while he's sleeping
With these rather wholesome Cheavymedic scenarios it makes me think of that thing about "A fell in love first, B fell harder"
It didn't take long for Medic to realized he liked Cheavy a lot, meanwhile Cheavy one day suddenly realizes his feelings with his head on his hands
That's very likely what happened. Medic latched on as initially a rebound for his previous Heavy but came to realize Cheavy is quite different and their wholesome moments are a spot of fresh air rather than his last more consistent and healthy relationship. Over time Cheavy no longer finds Medic's eccentricity or clinginess annoying, then he realizes he actually enjoys spending time with him and that he wants their relationship to be more than just transactional, then realizes he wishes their moments of wholesome were more frequent and tries to genuinely act nicer, initiate affection more. But the whole time he's internally beating himself up for letting himself fall for Medic of all people, not wanting to confront what that means about himself.
fritz jacking off to the thought of mama and cries
The guilt is consuming him from the inside out, yet he can't bring himself to stop until he cums. Maybe until he's cum multiple times to the thought of mama and the things he wants to do with her. One day someone calls him a motherfucker as a general insult and he locks himself in his bedroom and has himself a guilty jerkoff session until he passes out, cum all over his hand and the sheets. Probably sobbing as he humps a pillow pretending he really is a motherfucker.
slut medic gets exposed for being autistic so now his team has started to infantilize him (or become cruel to him) and doesnt fuck him the same anymore
Even the mercs that would be "kinder" about it would probably still infantalize him, maybe not wanting to fuck him anymore as they feel they're taking advantage of him. Meanwhile he's a grown man in his 50's that built a magical healing gun that can make people invincible for a bit, and is arguably one of the top three smartest people on the team behind Engie (possibly Spy in second). Engie would be the type to infantalize him, maybe unintentionally, or intentionally if he's feeling sadistic. Spy definitely would intentionally, knowing full well it'd piss Medic off. Scout and Sniper would become full-on nasty to him. Scout bullies and roughs him up, squeezes an old baseball helmet onto him and shoves a mouthguard into Medic's mouth, framing it as a way to stay safe during battles/"so [he] doesn't slobber all over himself". Sniper sneers at him n calls him a retard, pointedly tells Medic it's no wonder he lost his medical license/doubts he even really had one in the first place. Which just further confuses Medic, outright telling Sniper that he's autistic, probably was even the one to diagnose him. Sniper scoffs and tells him it's very unprofessional to project onto his own patients. I don't think Soldier knows what autism is but he sees Scout forcing the helmet onto Medic and finds it amusing, calls him and Medic helmet buddies. Pyro gains a new obsession with Medic and won't lay off him, now more than ever. Demo just kinda brushes him off to the side, maybe considers him a "bottom of the barrel" fuck even more than before, beyond just the fact that he's fucking a slut. Heavy grabs him and goes even tougher than before, Medic initially enjoying it quite a lot but then it starts to hurt and Heavy doesn't listen to his pleas to slow down let alone stop, figures his doktor isn't "fucking stupid" as he heard of of the teammates say, he just wants to be "fucked stupid."
In all seriousness I don't think most of the team would actually care, Scout of course would have his jokes and Spy might be pleased to find exploitable weaknesses should they benefit himself. But in the case of Medic abuse, it's a whole new way to fuck him over and I'm honestly surprised I haven't considered it before.
Medic having a nightmare where Vati raped him as a child and Vati told him he was "going to get him pregnant"
Regardless of whether it was a repressed memory or his brain doing random shit and being mean to him, that shit shakes him the hell up. Like, jolt out of bed in the middle of the night level, eyes blown wide, labored panting, cold sweats, needing a few moments to realize it was just a dream. Picturing the dream happened loooong long down the road, maybe even by the time he was a mercenary working for the Admin or even Gray Mann (in which he might wake up Cheavy). The "get him pregnant" part sticks out the most to him, and inspires Medic to do the baboon uterus experiments, driven to make cis mpreg a thing. Perhaps feeling the need to either relive the nightmare to make it real in some form of taking control, or wishing to inflict it on someone else (eg. Team Classic). Maybe he'd want his partner to pretend to be his vati and tell him he's going to get him pregnant, now with the newfound risk of that actually happening.
Medic cuddling up to Cheavy on the couch
He just joins him and cuddles up to him, Cheavy wrapping an arm around him out of reflex. Maybe it was in front of several teammates and they didn't intend to do any PDA so it's the first time they're really publicly affectionate in any form, Cheavy's embarrassed and goes to move his arm away, only to realize he doesn't want to. Maybe he takes a look at Medic's pleading face and decides to bear it a little longer.
Medic having a sensory overload moment and Cheavy helping to calm him down
Bet it was from all the different sounds coming in and trying to pick out different voices from everything else during a mission. Ends up as a jumbled mess that makes him freeze and invokes tinnitus, so he's just got a thousand yard stare until Cheavy finds him and drags him to a quiet spot behind a wall. Calms him down before demanding to know what the hell that was about, to which Medic can only whimper out an apology. Perhaps not wanting to tell him about his sensitivity to certain sounds and sensations or what it stems from.
Medic stuffing his face with greasy food while sobbing bc he knows it's horrible for his health
In such large quantities it doesn't even taste that good, the grease drowning out what taste there would've otherwise been. Huffing and puffing throughout his meal, fingers getting slippery and his face dripping with it, the heavy texture on his tongue and clogging his throat, only to wash it down with more greasy food. He tried to tell himself he likes it, but not really, he's only doing it because doing unhealthy things and the thought of the consequences hitting him after gets him off something fierce.
Medic and Cheavy doing the cowgirl position
Medic straddling Cheavy's lap as he sits in his chair in the meeting room, having it to themselves. Stroking Cheavy's cheek and pulling him into a soft kiss while gently rocking his hips back and forth. Really just going slow in an attempt to make it romantic, he can handle it far rougher.
There's something so hot about cowgirl position. Something about Fritz moaning and rocking his hips slowly at first and then increasingly going harder and fucking himself on s/o's cock deeply. His arms draped over the other's neck as he babbles how much he loves them.
Even better if it's his first time taking it up the ass, or even his first time at all. Needing to figure out what angle works best for him as s/o helps as well. Plus then he's seeing their face the whole time, they're a person and not some anonymous cock he's riding after giving into his desires. Helps make it feel all the more special, that it really is love and not just a guilty pleasure, perhaps even that it doesn't have to be sinful. The cross on his neck bouncing along every bounce and roll of his hips as he finds a pace that works for him, doing most if not all of the work but not minding it.
hi again just wanna let u know that youve made me feel comfortable with my own weird kinks and fetishes. seeing you open with your own and freely writing them, even building a small community, makes me happy and not feel like a total freak. so thanks for that, its helped me a lot. much love, xoxo
Aww, and I'm very glad I could've been of help for you to feel more comfortable with the things you like! Don't let others get you down, keep your head high and let your freak flag fly. I'm honestly surprised a little community was able to form but it's been awesome so far. Besides, what's the point of creating your own art and stories when you can't freely and fully express the things going on in your head? It becomes all the more enjoyable when you really pour your whole self into it. Plus, then other people might follow suit as well, as I've seen firsthand :D thank you for the kind words and keep on keeping on
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