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Just some bitch-ass motherfucker spreading the gospel of Medic from TF2 being a shit enjoyer - as God intended.

Do not interact with me if you're under the age of 18.

in Medic's toilet
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Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 7d

i think we just call it being alloaro tbh

Being allosexual and aromantic? Sounds about right. Romance is just not in the cards for me I genuinely cannot see it working into any stage of my life. Sex, maybe, but they can stay for one (1) night at most then they gotta leave my house lmao (theoretically; such a situation has never come up as of now).

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 11d

Medic planning to leave the morning after he and Cheavy had sex due to the transactional relationship aspect. Cheavy tells him to stay/that he wants him to stay.

Looks like somebody's cooking breakfast, perhaps as a further plea for Medic to stay. And a serious discussion about their relationship over breakfast sausage and pancakes. Jury's out on whether Cheavy will actually put in the effort to make it more than just a teammates-with-benefits thing, but now that the desire is out there, perhaps they have hope.

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 11d

I was mentally rehearsing yesterday about telling my mom about the national stereotypes TF2 employs and when I was thinking abt Medic, I had to remind myself that NO! he is NOT a canonical shit eater. he is a evil doctor, NOWHERE does it say he's into shit eating

Lol that reminds me of that one hello kitty post that's like "hello kitty does not like xanax or ketamine or knives" but instead it's "medic tf2 does not like to eat shit, he likes to put animal organs in his teammates' bodies and take care of his doves". Ooh boy imagine telling your mom that though, that his bright pearly whites are a lie. Sometimes I myself forget I made that part up too though lol

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 12d

Medic snuggling up to Cheavy while he's sleeping

Awww, he curls up by his side and rests a little bit as well. His presence ends up waking Cheavy, but he can't bring himself to be annoyed beyond the first few seconds, decides to fall back asleep and pull Medic closer to his body like he's snuggling with a stuffed animal.

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 13d

With these rather wholesome Cheavymedic scenarios it makes me think of that thing about "A fell in love first, B fell harder"

It didn't take long for Medic to realized he liked Cheavy a lot, meanwhile Cheavy one day suddenly realizes his feelings with his head on his hands

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 12d

fritz jacking off to the thought of mama and cries

The guilt is consuming him from the inside out, yet he can't bring himself to stop until he cums. Maybe until he's cum multiple times to the thought of mama and the things he wants to do with her. One day someone calls him a motherfucker as a general insult and he locks himself in his bedroom and has himself a guilty jerkoff session until he passes out, cum all over his hand and the sheets. Probably sobbing as he humps a pillow pretending he really is a motherfucker.

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 14d

slut medic gets exposed for being autistic so now his team has started to infantilize him (or become cruel to him) and doesnt fuck him the same anymore

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 12d

Medic having a nightmare where Vati raped him as a child and Vati told him he was "going to get him pregnant"

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 13d

Medic cuddling up to Cheavy on the couch

He just joins him and cuddles up to him, Cheavy wrapping an arm around him out of reflex. Maybe it was in front of several teammates and they didn't intend to do any PDA so it's the first time they're really publicly affectionate in any form, Cheavy's embarrassed and goes to move his arm away, only to realize he doesn't want to. Maybe he takes a look at Medic's pleading face and decides to bear it a little longer.

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 14d

Medic having a sensory overload moment and Cheavy helping to calm him down

Bet it was from all the different sounds coming in and trying to pick out different voices from everything else during a mission. Ends up as a jumbled mess that makes him freeze and invokes tinnitus, so he's just got a thousand yard stare until Cheavy finds him and drags him to a quiet spot behind a wall. Calms him down before demanding to know what the hell that was about, to which Medic can only whimper out an apology. Perhaps not wanting to tell him about his sensitivity to certain sounds and sensations or what it stems from.

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 13d

Medic stuffing his face with greasy food while sobbing bc he knows it's horrible for his health

In such large quantities it doesn't even taste that good, the grease drowning out what taste there would've otherwise been. Huffing and puffing throughout his meal, fingers getting slippery and his face dripping with it, the heavy texture on his tongue and clogging his throat, only to wash it down with more greasy food. He tried to tell himself he likes it, but not really, he's only doing it because doing unhealthy things and the thought of the consequences hitting him after gets him off something fierce.

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 13d

Medic and Cheavy doing the cowgirl position

Medic straddling Cheavy's lap as he sits in his chair in the meeting room, having it to themselves. Stroking Cheavy's cheek and pulling him into a soft kiss while gently rocking his hips back and forth. Really just going slow in an attempt to make it romantic, he can handle it far rougher.

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 14d

There's something so hot about cowgirl position. Something about Fritz moaning and rocking his hips slowly at first and then increasingly going harder and fucking himself on s/o's cock deeply. His arms draped over the other's neck as he babbles how much he loves them.

Even better if it's his first time taking it up the ass, or even his first time at all. Needing to figure out what angle works best for him as s/o helps as well. Plus then he's seeing their face the whole time, they're a person and not some anonymous cock he's riding after giving into his desires. Helps make it feel all the more special, that it really is love and not just a guilty pleasure, perhaps even that it doesn't have to be sinful. The cross on his neck bouncing along every bounce and roll of his hips as he finds a pace that works for him, doing most if not all of the work but not minding it.

May · 14d

hi again just wanna let u know that youve made me feel comfortable with my own weird kinks and fetishes. seeing you open with your own and freely writing them, even building a small community, makes me happy and not feel like a total freak. so thanks for that, its helped me a lot. much love, xoxo

Aww, and I'm very glad I could've been of help for you to feel more comfortable with the things you like! Don't let others get you down, keep your head high and let your freak flag fly. I'm honestly surprised a little community was able to form but it's been awesome so far. Besides, what's the point of creating your own art and stories when you can't freely and fully express the things going on in your head? It becomes all the more enjoyable when you really pour your whole self into it. Plus, then other people might follow suit as well, as I've seen firsthand :D thank you for the kind words and keep on keeping on

Medic's Shit-Eating Discord Kitten · 14d

NOT *by I MEANT BUT 😭😭 maybe Cheavy is Arthur

Arthur eh? To be fair Cheavy should've been the subject of that "the ass was fat" meme rather than that random Arthur character

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