RhymewithRay · 8 answers · 3y
Your OC but its the thing where celebrities Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions by typing in their name and seeing how Google autofills... what are the top 3 questions about your oc and how do they answer?
1.) Yorra Villenueve hair dyed?
"If I had a fucking nickel for every time someone asked this at the gym or on the street- No its natural but explaining it would be hard."
2.) Yorra Villenueve single?
"Yes and happily so, but there's a blonde guy sleeping on my couch who might be available. Please take him, I miss my couch..."
3.) Yorra Villenueve onlyfans?
"Ha, no. I'm not interested in building a parasocial relationship with randos on a screen when I can just fuck real people- wait Didier makes HOW MUCH?? Huh. Maybe if rent's tight that month then...- Huh? Buttons?? What're you doing- WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING DONT EAT MY HEAD-"
