Say, D-do you wanna be my super spoiled, insatiably indulged, bratty, blubbery, pampered, piggy princess - who's only aim in life is to laze around on her fat ass all day, while demanding ever more delicious delicacies, and getting devotedly waited on hand and foot?! 😳👉👈 …Cause I'd be happy to make arrangements, honey! 😍