The existence of leaf blowers is a sign of what is all wrong with the human race.

Cleaning my glasses is like going from 480p to 1080p ! Can you relate?

When you forgot how to say something in English and also forgot it in your native language, so you now are byelingual...😵‍💫

People: Punctuation is superfluous. Me: I'm giving up drinking until X-mas. Sorry: I'm giving up. Drinking until X-mas. People: You are on your period? LOL

"Are we still sisters?"

Do you think it's still important to teach kids how to read analog clocks in today's digital world?

What would you do if a family member occasionally called you while drunk? During these calls, they’re always kind and often praise you, but their drunken state makes them hard to understand.

So, have we all decided where we’re going after RS is no more?

When I do use caps and exclamation marks in my posts does that mean I reveal that I am an old bat?

You think so?

Who's going to check out another "retrospring" with me? https://ask.absturztau.be also runs same software and my account there is named "KateMatsuda". Anybody?

When you do eat cold pizza slices around midnight your body doesn't know if the calories count for yesterday or tomorrow. So they do not count at all?

Them: You're having a belly there! Me: I call that my pretty bonus material! You: ..... ?

Where do you think is the place on Earth that is farthest away from its centre? (Trick question obviously)

I have been asked what is the hottest star sign (zodiac) but since I have no clue and never ask people for their zodiac I send this over to you. Are there star signs that stick out and is it hotness?