In case you follow any Youtubers how many of them wear earphones with kitty ears on them?

Have you found yourself doing pull-ups on the fridge handle lately for not knowing what to have for breakfast?

Isn't today the most monday-ish feeling Thursday ever?

IS eye contact the kiss of shy people?

Did it ever occur to you that it is not important that the boss is your best pal but if you greet the cleaning woman?

Do you feel a need to keep up with the Joneses sometimes?

I had a belly-riot these days! And you?

Do you know the place where foxes and rabbits say good night to each other? -German expression for a lonely rural remote place-

The existence of leaf blowers is a sign of what is all wrong with the human race.

Cleaning my glasses is like going from 480p to 1080p ! Can you relate?

When you forgot how to say something in English and also forgot it in your native language, so you now are byelingual...😵‍💫

People: Punctuation is superfluous. Me: I'm giving up drinking until X-mas. Sorry: I'm giving up. Drinking until X-mas. People: You are on your period? LOL

"Are we still sisters?"

Do you think it's still important to teach kids how to read analog clocks in today's digital world?

What would you do if a family member occasionally called you while drunk? During these calls, they’re always kind and often praise you, but their drunken state makes them hard to understand.