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Kariyu
Kariyu
Unova
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Mail Recipient · 8mo

You got enemies? Got a lot of enemies? You got a lotta people tryna drain your energies?

Nope, I'm friends with everybody. Except fairies. Actually yeah, fairies are tryna drain my energies...

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 8mo
Mail Recipient · 8mo

Got any cruuuushes?

Yeah, I got a lot of cruuuushes...

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Kariyu · 8mo
Mail Recipient · 8mo

Have you ever killed someone?

Oh, yeah! This little gang of ice-types tried to take money as I was shipping it.

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Kariyu · 8mo
Mail Recipient · 8mo

If you do not send this to three of your closest friends you will SMELL BAD for a WEEK

NO, okay, I sent it, I sent it. I also took an extra bath just to be sure.

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 8mo
Mail Recipient · 9mo

Can you deliver your cock to my ass?

I can deliver anything... b-but, um... y-yes, yes I can. I can absolutely do that, I can deliver anything!

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 8mo
Mail Recipient · 9mo

Any hecklers on your mail journey?

A few people think it's a lame job, yeah. But I find it fun and I get a good pay, so I don't mind!

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 9mo
Mail Recipient · 9mo

What has been your longest flight?

It was seventeen hours, I think. A hurricane made me fly the long way to an island military base, but when I was almost there they cancelled the order! So I had to fly all the way back... the long way again, since the hurricane moved...

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 9mo
Mail Recipient · 9mo

If you had to either fight 100 chicken-sized horses, or 1 horse-sized chicken, which would you choose?

Probably the chicken-sized horses. I can fly over them and they don't have the pointy beak!

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 9mo
Mail Recipient · 9mo

Why are you like this?

am a little bit stupid

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Kariyu · 9mo
Mail Recipient · 9mo

Which Zoroark is your favored, the Hisuian or Unovan?

I like the hisuian one, but I might be biased. I have a really cool Japanese Hisuian Zoroark VSTAR card.

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 9mo
@Tornadus
Tornadus · 1y

Mortal. What drove you to carry so much mail?

It's fun! I like to fly around! Plus I can get to places that a boat would take ages to get to and a plane can't land on. I was made for this and I love it!

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 1y
Mail Recipient · 1y

While I nodded, nearly napping, there suddenly came a clapping; as of ass-cheeks clapping, clapping at my chamber door. "Tis a visitor," I muttered. "Dummy Thicc and nothing more."

Mail call!

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 1y
@Aegaeon
Aegaeon · 1y

Would you kiss a Garchomp romantically?

Yes. I would kiss a Garchomp. Doesn't even need to be romantically.

@Kariyu
Kariyu · 1y
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