I'm sifting through my clothes and pick pieces that I give to charity or to recycle. There was this fake leather trousers I thought would let me look like a sausage. When I tried it on I expected to look like a fat sausage, but well pleasant surprise I just look like an old girl who wants to wear a look like a teen virgin. It is awkward and funny and embarrassing. But my bottom looks too good to be true in it. I think I give it a third chance. lol.