Conduct the train of little electron gremlins that make the doohickeys blink and whatnot

Right this second? I want to go in the TMobile store and look at phones, but I do NOT want to be set upon by vultures looking for a sale. Maybe if I put on a plague doctor outfit they will leave me alone

I would have answered back that technically there is a solution set and not just a single value 😛

Anyway, for me it's a lot of 😭and 😒 but it's all in fun, no big deal

No that's definitely a dude, a possessive one at that - he'll be all like 'Whose car was that in your driveway last night? You are worshiping other gods aren't you? Don't lie to me!!!"

I don't need to, but sometimes it's a relief to say whatever's on your heart

Excuse you, I use truffle oil

Once, because she was fresh out of school and we were her very first class and she was young and cute and cool and then year three rolled around and she was completely over it and us

I'm guessing horse - aside from the animal itself you'll either need to build a stable for it at great expense (assuming you even have the land for it), or pay to have it stabled elsewhere, also at great expense, a bike you can just park in front of your place for relatively little to nothing

Doesn't keeping your password on a post-it note under your keyboard make you a giant hypocrite?

I can't tell how old anybody is by looking at them anymore, and I'm not asking straight out, so I just wait for them to reference 90s shit only someone alive at the time would get...yeah and we have our middle-age crises as dudes, hits some of us worse than others...some revert to childish behavior...my plan is to become a boat guy - captain's hat, flower shirt, cargo shorts, loafers with no socks and I'm not bothering anybody unless they just want to hear my embellished tales from the high seas

I would have the same knot in mine, I don't ever expect to hear from my sisters again except to learn mom died or something...I hope all is well for you

I have no idea, I always assumed it was a funding issue - nobody like spending money on good equipment for mass transit in the states...this did happen to me in Montreal too though, ended up getting off two stations late and walking back but hey, I got to explore the city!

Finally 😭😭😭😭😭

The process of looking for something you lost, like your keys or whatever, you're just wandering around lifting up random shit to see if they are underneath there

As a singer/songwriter it's Taylor Swift, as a thirst trap I would yeet Taylor Swift into oncoming traffic to hook up with Ariana Grande 😛