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Arthur · 4 answers · 2d

What's your opinion on writing like a lawyer to make people/companies afraid of messing up with you?

LaDamaX · 8 answers · 3d

So, have we all decided where we’re going after RS is no more?

Arthur · 3 answers · 1d

My mom just rode in an Audi for an Uber trip. Why the hell would someone with an Audi be an Uber driver? I've never seen something like that.

I've been in a jaguar and a Lexus for Uber rides, I never really thought about it, maybe it's just an additional income stream? You know how LLC Twitter is all about the grind

Arthur · 3 answers · 3d

The G20 is being hosted not far from where I live and as a result there's a lot of foreign leaders in the city. Is that my chance to do some global-level networking?

Sure, if you're gonna schmooze I recommend their assistants and whatnot- they are the sweet spot of access to the big shots and ease of approaching them, they know who's who and likely other assistants for other big shots, and they just might appreciate a bit of attention and empathy, especially if they work for a hardass

Arthur · 4 answers · 3d

There are some scammers who pretend they're a random bank warning about some fictitious high value purchases to get our banking details. I usually ask them for money and they hang up, but today they've called me 4 times using different numbers. It's getting annoying, so how can I make them stop?

for the future it's best not to answer if at all possible, because they cast a wide net of numbers to call... now they know that your number is a valid/working number somebody answers so they hammer it hard...you can block as you go...depending on where you live, there might be a do not call registry or some equivalent where you can report the caller to your government if they continue to call after they are added to that registry...these calls usually pass if they aren't getting anywhere though

Arthur · 5 answers · 8d

Why do so many people shoplift stuff?

plenty of reasons - material needs, greed, lack of impulse control, boredom/thrill-seeking/attraction to risky behavior, kleptomania

Arthur · 4 answers · 9d

Have you ever played red dead redemption (the first one)? Did you enjoy it?

Pandy · 6 answers · 11d

What makes a man or a woman 'the total package' in your eyes?

hard to say, I don't really operate on much of a checklist or anything, for me there's just no substitute for getting in a room with her and talking and let the magic happen (hopefully)

the f00fy one · 12 answers · 12d

where were u wen retrospring die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"retrospring is kil"

"no"

I was watching a video and the phone rang and when I picked up a voice just said 'seven weeks'

Arthur · 4 answers · 12d

Businessman rats out corrupt policemen involved with the cartel and gets heavily shot in front of a packed airport while trying to flee the country. Thoughts?

Businessman was probably just mad he didn't have his own corrupt deal with the police

Arthur · 7 answers · 13d

What's your opinion on people who have very specific fetishes and will only talk about that?

I was gonna say they are fine, but the word 'only' kinda bothers me - I have no problem if somebody wants to share, but if their kink becomes their whole personality, that's kind of annoying

Arthur · 4 answers · 13d

So my controllership professor decided that a group assignment with a minimum of 5 students per group was a good idea when said assignment could easily be done by two. Now me and my colleague have already finished it. What should we do about the 3 other students who didn't do anything so far? Tell them to calculate useless things as a punishment?

really in this situation - in school, something that wasn't much work - I'd do nothing, as long as I got my A I wouldn't care, karma or whatever can catch up to the other 3 later

Arthur · 5 answers · 18d

How do I improve my memory?

no idea, all I can say is maybe repetition? I find that writing things down also helps me remember important things - actually hand writing though, not typing

Shannon. · 7 answers · 12d

What's your opinion on men comming at women saying your body my choice?

Byron Bilkington, Duke of Westsexheatherfordportshireburytonhamboroughchester · 14d

Good lord, you're an idiot.

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Beat trump easily

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yep, Trump would be easily beatable if Democrats didn't also suck ass, try not to get cheap bronzer on your lips while you're kissing Trump's ass

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