Retrospring 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Conduct the train of little electron gremlins that make the doohickeys blink and whatnot
Right this second? I want to go in the TMobile store and look at phones, but I do NOT want to be set upon by vultures looking for a sale. Maybe if I put on a plague doctor outfit they will leave me alone
Me and my girl often text each other like: <3 instead of hearts. Since Iwas mad about her I answered: 2.9 . You?
I would have answered back that technically there is a solution set and not just a single value 😛
Anyway, for me it's a lot of 😭and 😒 but it's all in fun, no big deal
Is god non-binary?
No that's definitely a dude, a possessive one at that - he'll be all like 'Whose car was that in your driveway last night? You are worshiping other gods aren't you? Don't lie to me!!!"
Do you need to talk about your life or daily basis to others? How does it make you feel?
I don't need to, but sometimes it's a relief to say whatever's on your heart
Excuse you, I use truffle oil
Honesty Time! Did you ever have a crush on one of your teachers? (If so, what did you like about them?)
Once, because she was fresh out of school and we were her very first class and she was young and cute and cool and then year three rolled around and she was completely over it and us
Which one is more expensive to maintain: a horse or a motorcycle?
I'm guessing horse - aside from the animal itself you'll either need to build a stable for it at great expense (assuming you even have the land for it), or pay to have it stabled elsewhere, also at great expense, a bike you can just park in front of your place for relatively little to nothing
Doesn't keeping your password on a post-it note under your keyboard make you a giant hypocrite?
We know age is a social construct though we all know that decay is something different. I mean I got wrinkles but not yet so much. But people almost always estimate my age ten years younger so so. And I met this person fresh out of school who was so wise and mature and somehow "old" in so many ways I could not believe her age of 20. I would have estimated her to be about 38 or 40. But her smooth face didn't fit. And then there are those guys I had in that meeting in Paris. Almost twice my age. Still boys. Still in the sandbox. Still ready to pee on the sandcastles of others. Never got beyond 6. Sigh.
I can't tell how old anybody is by looking at them anymore, and I'm not asking straight out, so I just wait for them to reference 90s shit only someone alive at the time would get...yeah and we have our middle-age crises as dudes, hits some of us worse than others...some revert to childish behavior...my plan is to become a boat guy - captain's hat, flower shirt, cargo shorts, loafers with no socks and I'm not bothering anybody unless they just want to hear my embellished tales from the high seas
I have a brick inside my stomach. I feel haunted. My sis e-mailed me again after years of silence. This doesn't feel good.
I would have the same knot in mine, I don't ever expect to hear from my sisters again except to learn mom died or something...I hope all is well for you
Was travelling with the Pais subway Métro. I took the wrong line. Like on any station worldwide the travel info by audio announcement was uncomprehensibly distored. We can fill big statiums with music and sound and opera and speeches and choirs. What is so difficult about stations then? Why does it in all languages sound like a herd of ducks quacking? Damn it!!
I have no idea, I always assumed it was a funding issue - nobody like spending money on good equipment for mass transit in the states...this did happen to me in Montreal too though, ended up getting off two stations late and walking back but hey, I got to explore the city!
If you hugged a tree, how would you feel?
Finally 😭😭😭😭😭
The process of looking for something you lost, like your keys or whatever, you're just wandering around lifting up random shit to see if they are underneath there
Ariana Grande or Taylor Swift?
As a singer/songwriter it's Taylor Swift, as a thirst trap I would yeet Taylor Swift into oncoming traffic to hook up with Ariana Grande 😛
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Lol, salespeople normally leave me be