Retrospring 2: Electric Boogaloo
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This cutie was totally desperate for a picture of me! I mean, for an ID badge but still
Explain your sense of humor.
George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and the Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt all rolled up into one
What would you say if someone told you: "The happiest day of your life was worse than my average Tuesday"?
I love that for you
I'm not British enough to ___.
be 'terribly sorry' about everything 😛
What do you have for dinner today? I'm out of any ideas! help!
I'm ordering Thai, pad see ew with shrimp, I don't know where you come down on seafood though
Do you like the rocky horror picture show?
Meh, the only musicals I'm into are Little Shop of Horrors and Jesus Christ Superstar
Would you like to be an influencer?
Yes I am trying to influence Sofia Vergara to go out with me
Who is one of your favorite youtubers?
I like The Spiffing Brit - he just breaks video games, showing how to do all kinds of cheaty broken exploits and stuff for a bunch of different games (as you may expect, Skyrim features prominently on his channel) also he's pretty amusing when he's doing it
What can you not resist no matter how hard you try?
I wish I could drive past this chicken place and not pull in there and order me a whole-ass bird with a nice side of platanos
What regrets do you NOT wish to have in life?
I wish I didn't regret like 95% of things I ever said
Do you buy exspensive perfume or collagen by exspensive I mean over 100 in money?
No way, my cheap body wash on its own does a number on the ladies TBH 🤡
If I visit your country/city of origin, what should I DEFINITELY avoid?
Graceland, it's a cheap tourist trap and also it's lowkey in the hood now
Are you in debt?
not really, but I have health problems and all and I'm fortunate that the health care people can show up and shake me down for everything that comes in without ending up in the red, yet
I am completely devoid of any artistic talent, in fact never mind because that would be an insult to people completely devoid of artistic talent
Have you ever had any cosmetic non surgical procedures done? If you haven’t, what would you consider having done if you didn’t have to consider cost?
I've gotten braces as an adult to straighten up my teeth some, presently resisting the urge to rant about my lack of medical attention as a child...anyway nah I'm good, not that I think I'm perfect - just good
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Mussels, shrimps, fresh fish ... oyster gumbo ... scallops. With garlic butter ... aye!