IHhhhhh that’s hardddd

1. Soldier. No question
2. Spy,,, maybe switched with three
3. Demo,, maybe switched with two
4. Engie. He’d be lower but I’ve attributed too many hcs idea with him or fics ideas for him to be lower
5. Scout. Fandom Bike pt 2
6. Heavy,, He is so,,, He is very good.
7. Sniper. I love to angst him <3 Give him the whump
8. Medic. I’m so sorry my main, I love you too
9. Pyro, the creature of all time. I must have interlined transphobia for putting you so low /s

(I love all the mercs,,,,I truly do)

Bonus:
1. Pauling
2. Zhanna
3. Admin
4. Merasmus
5. Eyelander (he gets a slot as he’s funny)
6. Maggie (bbygurl who’s severely lacking in love
7. Bea/Classic Pyro
8. Fred/Vergil (Classic Engineer/Classic Sniper. Do not separate they’ll be sad)
9. Classic Heavy/Classic Medic (pls do separate their divorced)

Bonus Bonus, parents (besides Fred, but he has a smidge more character then being Dell’s Dad) Including those that are merely my hcs as not everyone has canonical parents:
1. Scout’s Ma (on TOP)
2. Snipers (ADOPTED BUT TRUE) parents. They have issues but in the end they love their boy
3. Demo Ma (and Demo Dad but he dead). They intrigue me greatly, even if their probs not the Best parents
4. Heavy’s Ma (also Heavy’s Dad. Also dead): 🥺 Maám has been through so much.
5. Medic’s parents. They were O-Kay. They tried. Also also dead.
6. Snipers (Bio) Parents. I want to fling them into the sun. I’ve made them worse, but they were already bottom of the barrel.
7. Spy’s parents (specifically his Dad). I just know this mf got issues,,, he killed him tho so it’s okay,,, also someone I wish to throw into the sun

*Note that Pyro doesn’t have parents UNLESS it’s my siblings w/ Spy AU (the rank wouldn’t change). Soldier doesn’t have parents either. Not cause he’s a creature of some kind but because they never even bothered with him (and never tried to reconnect after they sent him to an orphanage). He’s forgotten about them too sooo