A clumsy Lopunny, working as a waitress to pay for college. She'll do anything for a tip!
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Paying Customer · 1y
What are your favorite games to play with cubs?
Too busy working to play games with kids! Used to be a babysitter, though I got fired from that...
Paying Customer · 1y
let me rub my dick tip against your slimy pussy lips
My pussy lips are NOT slimy! I'll have you know that I clean it every hour, on the hour! They just... swell up with juice sometimes...
Paying Customer · 1y
Whos the boss of Gutbusters?
Oh, it's this cute Pikachu chick! I uh, never learned her real name, but everyone just calls her Bossbitch. Don't worry, she calls herself that too! She's actually a really nice boss, honestly. She pays well, throws tons of events, and makes complaining customers disappear!
Paying Customer · 1y
I hate you
Paying Customer · 1y
If a character, f-list, series, videogames, anything wanted to permavore your entire life, existence, everythings, who could you possibly say yes to?
Oh gosh, there's so many options! Let's see... I mean, it's death after all so they'd have to be pretty dang hot! So...
-Toriel and Undyne from Undertale
-Ankha and Isabelle from Animal Crossing
-Any of the gals from MHA (Shit show, sexy girls. Damn.)
-Gardevoir, Lopunny... Hell, even someone like Milktank ngl >.>
Honestly, the list goes on and on!
Paying Customer · 1y
What would you do if you were a dragon?
Take a nice, long nap in my hoarde! ... And uh, maybe rain utter fear and destruction on millions of innocent lives. Ya know, if I can pencil it in. Dragons piss a lot, right?
Paying Customer · 1y
This is probably a really stupid idea but, what's your opinion on this boy? https://static.f-list.net/images/charimage/27892206.jpg Just out of curiosity. Totally. I see your nos by the way. Lol.
Meh, they're cute, but don't really do anything for me! But honestly? Bonus points for reading my no's!
Paying Customer · 1y
So is the Gutbusters just like the Heart Attack Grill?
Kinda, only with more sex!
Paying Customer · 1y
How do you feel about diapers. Both customers wearing them and yourself!
They’re great! Cheap, durable, and they block out most of the smell! Most of it anyway…
Paying Customer · 1y
What's on the menu?
I should probably make a full menu at some point, but here's our specials!
-Big Buster Burger: An angus patty topped with five kinds of cheese, lettuce, pickles, onions, and another patty! If you gotta go to the ER, this is your best bet!
-The "Secret Sauce" Chicken Fingers: Five massive, freshly breaded chicken tenders served with our secret sauce. (The secret? It's Thousand Island. That's it.)
-House Salad: You know, if you don't like having fun.
Paying Customer · 1y
Are you in the mood to churn a plane into scraps and shit?
What? Never! A big, metal plane full of tasty people... Erm, wow... Okay, I mean, if it just happened to fly right into my mouth... Then, maybe I'd like it a little... A lot, even...
Paying Customer · 1y
What happens when you meet someone packing so much more meat than you it's fucking SCARY?~
Hah! Well, some people may be scared of stuff like this, but I see it as an opportunity! I mean, if it's so much bigger than mine, then they'll surely pay extra for it to be serviced!
Paying Customer · 1y
Do u fart
Of course I do! Even when people are begging for me to stop…
Paying Customer · 1y
Wanna slide your face in my ass? That's on the menu right
Eep! That is one of our dessert options, though it costs extra… But who knows? I could offer a discount, maybe…
Paying Customer · 1y
You mentioned employees have babies pretty often - have you been among these new mothers?
Oh yeah, quite a few! It's always nice to have maternal leave, even if us Lopunnies squirt babies out much faster than most. I can't really care for all the little Bunearys, though... So I let the other parent take care of them! I just hand them over, don't ask questions, and get back to work!