I should probably make a full menu at some point, but here's our specials!

-Big Buster Burger: An angus patty topped with five kinds of cheese, lettuce, pickles, onions, and another patty! If you gotta go to the ER, this is your best bet!

-The "Secret Sauce" Chicken Fingers: Five massive, freshly breaded chicken tenders served with our secret sauce. (The secret? It's Thousand Island. That's it.)

-House Salad: You know, if you don't like having fun.