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Anonymous Coward · 2y

do you like being titty fucked

Ah! Very interesting question. Every prostitute has to answer this question at some point. My Aunties asked me first, in fact. However, it was my Uncles that clarified something very important for me on the subject: do you HAVE the tiddy to get the tiddy pay? I mean, if you HAVE the assets and want the coin -then you'd BETTER enjoy offering the tiddy. Otherwise, what's the point?

I've made PLENTY of money offering the tiddy. I have the tiddy; I make the coin. Plenty of fun cleaning up the mess too! HA!

Oh...wait, did you mean...the other way around?

Sure, it's a nice gesture for someone to offer. I tend to squish people though...I'm rather heavy. Actually, now that I think of it...I don't GET many of them...huh...

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