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MID DWARVEN BEARD · 2y
The Dwarven Council seeks your opinion on the Imp Invasion of Corvus...
And also asks what your music tastes are.
Damned imps!! Is that what set the bloody wood storage shack ablaze? GodsDAMMIT I hate those little bastards!
Opera. It’s just the height of artistic expression, passion and performance. I just never get to hear it these days...imp invasion and all.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
Do you think that late is better than never?
I’d take a late arrival of comrades to fight a dragon than none at all. So yes.
MID DWARVEN BEARD · 2y
Nothing off-limits, huh?
Favorite food. You will be judged by the dwarven council.
That’s a trap question for a minotaur and you know it.
You know those little cookies that look like little wooden dowels ? The are roughly 6-8 inches, filled inside with chocolate, are delicate to hold in your hand, and actually make lovely straws. I hear they are called ‘Pirouettes’. I just love those and a good cup of coffee or steaming chocolate milk mix.
-and Long pork. Better than veal, I swear to the gods.
Damn your council! The hey hold no power over someone as absolutely FABULOUS as this Sunite.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
What is your favourite website and why is it Twitter?
What's a 'Website'? Is it spiders? Aw, gods, I cannot STAND spiders. I get the WORST heebie-jeebies whenever I see them. Plus, haven't you ever walked into a web? What an udderly horrid experience. All clear and tickly and sticky? No thank you!
And, dear, I think you mean 'Tweeter'? The weekly print with all the best gossip in the city? Most of those stories are boorish and mean, but some of the others are coy and rather intriguing!
Bags · 2y
Who is the fairest of them all?
The prostitutes with a heart of gold and hefty discounts. Those are the men and women usually on TOP of their craft.
Then me. Naturally. Have you seen me? I'm ME! I'm a big deal!
Anonymous Coward · 2y
How u gnna kill all d unded, wen u r unded now 2?? Nswr me dis 1! LOL!
I don't know why people keep saying this. You die twice and suddenly everyone says 'oh, the big bull is all undead now' and all that nonsense. Honestly! Can't you go one a few adventures, lose your life, get resurrected -PROPERLY, MIND YOU- and not be called undead? The real problem is the resurrections that take shortcuts right to curses. Do you want vampires? Because THAT is how you get vampires. Sune give me STRENGTH.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
I thnk I sw sum1 steeling ur luk on Crvs main st! They wr a big minotaur wth red horns xcept they had lk white skin. I hrd dey say dey wr nmbr 1 Sune fan 2!!
WHO THE HELLS?? POINT THEM TO ME! GODDESSDAMNED FAKER IS MORE LIKE!
Anonymous Coward · 2y
How do you deal with pregnancies? How good are you as a father?
What, really? How do I 'deal' with them?
I encourage them, of course! If I could impregnate people with my smile alone, I'd be lording over an entirely new clan!
I'd be a fantastic herd alpha. Ask anyone. I'm VERY responsible.
YuuCrazy · 2y
Who does your hooves?
Oh, do you like them? Just marvelous pieces of work, aren't they?? Mother of pearl inlay, carved in to the hoof and carefully matched in size from several magically compressed pieces, gathered from the southern sword coast. Took me MONTHS to find someone with enough smithing and artifice know-how to do the job. A lovely little gnome Gondite an hour south of Baldur's Gate (Goddess what a shit hole kingdom that is!) with an eye for exactly the kind of thing I needed.
After that, three hard lacquer coats, 70 gold pieces, a roll in the hay as handsome tip. They only need to be stripped once every other year and reapplied! Just...don't walk through lava or acid. Completely ruins the look.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
do you like being titty fucked
Ah! Very interesting question. Every prostitute has to answer this question at some point. My Aunties asked me first, in fact. However, it was my Uncles that clarified something very important for me on the subject: do you HAVE the tiddy to get the tiddy pay? I mean, if you HAVE the assets and want the coin -then you'd BETTER enjoy offering the tiddy. Otherwise, what's the point?
I've made PLENTY of money offering the tiddy. I have the tiddy; I make the coin. Plenty of fun cleaning up the mess too! HA!
Oh...wait, did you mean...the other way around?
Sure, it's a nice gesture for someone to offer. I tend to squish people though...I'm rather heavy. Actually, now that I think of it...I don't GET many of them...huh...