What's a 'Website'? Is it spiders? Aw, gods, I cannot STAND spiders. I get the WORST heebie-jeebies whenever I see them. Plus, haven't you ever walked into a web? What an udderly horrid experience. All clear and tickly and sticky? No thank you!

And, dear, I think you mean 'Tweeter'? The weekly print with all the best gossip in the city? Most of those stories are boorish and mean, but some of the others are coy and rather intriguing!