Anonymous Coward · 1y
Hello there, Kaleb, this is the demon, Macabre, speaking. I have been informed that since your transformation, you have lost the ability to safely enjoy chocolate, and for that I mourn for you.
I am curious, have you found anything that could be considered a substitute? I have found a world that has chocolate meant to be safe for canid consumption, but it is simply not the same.
Apologies in advance for the nerd speak, but since you're asking...
After tasting all sorts of imitation chocolate and most of them coming up short, I've recently made a breakthrough. Since taste is just the sensation of the nerves in our tongues being simulated by certain chemicals, it got me thinking. Suppose I can find the right balance in safe to consume chemicals to stimulate the nerves in similar enough sensations. In that case, I can reproduce the chocolate taste without killing my canine body!
I've already come across a brand that gets the texture and feel of chocolate just right, but the taste is by far the worst I've ever come across. If I could just combine that substance with the right balance of chemicals I could, theoretically, create imitation chocolate!
Of course, I'd have to be careful not to infringe on the terrible imitation chocolate's patent and the testing on if the chemicals have any long-term effects on the body would take a while but since the discovery of my ability to reincarnate, I've got nothing but time.
