True, there aren't a lot of books that make literal beeping sounds at you...

Also, djsldjsldjsldjslf I should be asking YOU that question

(Also-also, since I've receive that question a lot -- gosh, can't imagine why -- I always want to attempt a somewhat serious answer. So: Be joyously passionate about things, and about people. Express them with the passion you feel for them. Be soft (without taking shit) and sweet.

Also, estrogen helps. :3)