Lucifer asked I was reading a fanfic about Scout having a…

Lucifer · 1 answer · 3mo

I was reading a fanfic about Scout having an eating disorder and Sniper, Spy, and Medic all conspired to catch him in the act and force him to get better. Now, as much as I love the sentiment, if /I/ were Scout, do you KNOW how petty I'd be???? BROTHER.... They would not see me outside of battle... Literally a ghost... I'd be hiding anywhere I could find and if they found me I'd be soooo rude and I'd point out the Administrator won't care as long as I could work,, I'd be the WORST patient.. that's not how it played out in the fic but like HAHAHAHDVAJ that's how I woulda done it

That sounds somewhat familiar, though I'm not entirely sure if it's the one you're thinking of. I also remember reading one where it was just Medic noticing it in Scout during a checkup but then I refreshed the page and it was deleted before I could finish it, rip.

Anyway yeah, like damn if you're so worried about me having a balanced diet YOU can be the food! Have him bite a chunk out of one of 'em and eat it to show he's getting plenty of protein, lol. I could def see Scout being incredibly petty about it in general, even if deep down he knows they're concerned about him.

Foolsie · 3mo

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