hmmm... i do think that it depends on the "vibes" you want to cultivate. i know it's a copout answer but the thing is that different foods work best for different situations. disgusting grease trap woman who ruins their insides and has lard coursing through their veins? you want big-ass greasy burgers. blob who's trapped in a facility or in a basement and is forced to gain weight fast? unholy concoction of cream and butter that aren't even bonding together. blob who is dehumanised and treated like livestock? you already fuckin know they're getting the slop treatment. it really depends on the situation but at least to me i'd probably prefer something that can be fed via hose since suckling like a pig is fucking SEXY