Sorry, no, i don't think they'd start dating...

They are already dating for years :3

Can the tidal waves stop hitting the coast, can gravity stop pulling us downwards, can time stop moving fowards, can the universe stop expanding?

the answer is yes, but you require a substantial amount of nature-defying power.

my hindquarters are capable of unleashing high velocity, paint-peeling gusts of foul smelling wind, indeed

HEY, i'll have you know that this is extremely inappropiate, defamatory and uncalled for!

i do not suck ass, i absorb the pleasing aroma and flavor of your backdoor's abyss through the point blank activaction of my mouth and nose's vaccum suction.

i'm stuck between july since it is the break in the middle of the year from college or august since it is my birthday month

i'll go with the 27th month, vigintiquinquember

Intriguing question, as a non-female classified entity, i cannot accurately tell if they are capable of breaking wind or if the backside of their waist produces illusionary events that affects the 5 senses of those around them.

for now, i'll say yes because i hope so!

great question that deserves two answers, one for general pokémon, and one for named characters:

A Lucario, Gallade and Jirachi, and yes we'll abuse jirachi's wish granting

Team Rocket's Meowth, Morgana and dickgirl Neco Arc, YES I HAVE A TYPE

there is a lot of characters i could choose tbh, 3 is definitely not enough to properly list them, i could probably write several answers separated in types, like "divine beings", "shortstacks", "Dogs", "Cats", "Demons", etc

so i went with the one guy that is always in my mind alongside 2 cats i am obssessed with from time to time

depends on the mood, sometimes not even i notice it, might be just like it seems in my profile picture, or maybe it is slighty plump, or like 3x my width

or i decided to go macro and it is now the size of your neighborhood

i love everything about him, his design, his antics, his long ass name, and the fact that he unquestionably, canonically has a dumptruck

I like nearly every kind of brap, though if i were to have a favorite combo, i think having a sticky scent, the kind that leaves targets literally radiating the gas, alongside explosive physical force behind them

Just blast me off again, as i leave a trail of green smoke in the night sky…or i am slammed into a wall and flattened into a sticker, as usual.

IS OVER 9000!!!

See, there are several layers into my stank:

Baths are lame theories;
Moving my molecules around so much works quite the sweat;

And most importantly:

I absorb the stank stuff through my face whenever i worship ass.

Dominating me just makes me STRONGER

Weird way of spelling “Best thing in existence”, i usually nickname it “Snuggling target” or “Soul resting chamber” though, so don’t let me stop you

All of those beings are but facets of the larger entity that is behind their existence, like a hive mind, body and soul, so if you wish, you file those questions to any of them!

But don’t ask questions too personal or i will collapse into pure energy