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Static-shape · 12mo

Okay imagine: You're stuck in an elevator with 3 other characters of your choosing, who all loaded up on chili before entering and now can't hold their gas any longer. Who do you choose? B)

great question that deserves two answers, one for general pokémon, and one for named characters:

A Lucario, Gallade and Jirachi, and yes we'll abuse jirachi's wish granting

Team Rocket's Meowth, Morgana and dickgirl Neco Arc, YES I HAVE A TYPE

there is a lot of characters i could choose tbh, 3 is definitely not enough to properly list them, i could probably write several answers separated in types, like "divine beings", "shortstacks", "Dogs", "Cats", "Demons", etc

so i went with the one guy that is always in my mind alongside 2 cats i am obssessed with from time to time

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