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OG · 4 answers · 6mo

How must it feel to get scolded by Meta Knight? 50% intimidation 50% "why do I want to call him daddy?"

100% i want to call him daddy 😔 he'll just get increasingly pissed and flustered that i'm finding his admonishment nothing but sexy lol

Probably about 40% intimidated might tear up a little cause it happens to easily for me LOL and 60% "I can't decide if I wanna hold him or be an absolute brat with him" 😇

[insert image of a strong-thighed rugby woman violently kicking a soccerball]
"Take that you circular blue borb bishōnen twink."

im sensitive so it would probably be 100% intimidation. though if he was his normal shortness, it wouldn't be very scary. i could just pick him up.

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