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Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 2 answers · 5mo
I like to think borbs are kinda like Nimbus the cat. They start out as little wads of crinkled tissue, but they turn into majestic spheres when puberty’s all set and done.
https://x.com/handcraftline3/status/1632687213397053440?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw
capicola · 7mo
THE BIBLE FOR KIRBY ANIME LOVERS HAS BEEN SCANNED!!!
https://twitter.com/linaharutaka/status/1778108889499639942
capicola · 8mo
So, after falling down a rabbit whole of hand-made unofficial Battleship Halberd models it has led me to taking a good look at each iteration of the Halberd and like each iteration of Meta Knight each iteration of the Battle Halberd (such as Smash, Game, and Anime) looks uniquely different with its own individual charm. This had lead me to another thought/question of mine.
"Out of all the Battleship Halberds, (such as Game!Halberd, Anime!Halberd, and Smash!Halberd,) which Battleship Halberd would win in an all out space battle?What tehcniques and stlye of command do you think each Meta Knight would take?"
Honestly, I don't think I can top PK's answer. As much as I hate bow animeta's Halberd looks, it's definitely the most technologically advanced, which is nuts when you consider he and like two other dudes built that themselves in a soggy basement. I do think that game Meta Knight's has a lot of artillery and a whole crew backing it up, so it'd probably come second. Smash imo is kind of just game MK but in the smash world for tournaments, but in reality smash lore is something else entirely, so if you consider that all the character's are actually just trophies then I guess his Halberd is just a toy ship! Haha
Possible Sex Offender · 9mo
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Meta Knight becomming a prostitute of some kind is so nice! I love the idea of Meta Knight, of all people, having to sell his body for some reason or another. It's especially good if he's doing it all in secret but one of his friends finds out...and books an appointment.
Possible Sex Offender · 9mo
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Genuinely I really wish there were more scenarios that follow Anime Meta Knight being kidnapped by EeNeMe/Nightmare during the war and having his body (and mind) toyed with just barely beyond repair, of course he's saved, but the mental scars will always remain! I can already imagine the kind of stuff they'd do to him, probably strap him down in the toilets to let any woman or man have a go at him! They could even leave tattoos if they'd like! The heavy usage of opioids would keep him very very nice and easy to manage!
I'm pretty sure something like this probably already exits out there somewhere. I'm also going to assume it's probably very poorly written lol Kinks in this fandom seem to be pretty tame. Not a lot or niche or hardcore stuff here. Honestly, it's the purest fandom I've ever known.
Could also be a scenario where he's just trapped in a nightmare and the delirium of it has him experiencing these things like they're really happening to his body, as if his fears only manifest the more he's afraid. That's probably worse than what anyone else could ever do to him. "Your mind is your own worst enemy" and all that.
PK · 9mo
ALRIGHT i took a shot at borb peach too lol (https://brawlmetaknight.tumblr.com/private/743184671118147584/tumblr_s9cko5nwh51y7o7bu). if i end up drawing any pr0n of them it'll be posted on my gijinka acc as always.
DIOS MÍO
I want to do it too, but I have irl commissions to work on 😫
I love how her cape looks like the bustle of her dress. Gives her shape 🍑
And good lord you know Meta Knight is just OVERHEATING with affection. They walk around the mansion hand-in-hand because Peach wants to show her new form to everyone and Meta is escorting her. They all get to see him trying so hard not to seem like a giddy kid with a crush on a pretty girl, but he's losing the battle to stay cool <3 and then they kiss
Possible Sex Offender · 9mo
each meta knight gets flirted with in front of his crew/friends
and its working 😳
Ha! Would probably be a bit awkward! If anything, I think that Meta Knight would feel very flattered to be flirted with. His crew would probably be flattered on his behalf. Sword and Blade I can imagine would want to wingman it, but Vul would stop them.
Game, however, if metadede is taken into consideration, might have to just politely decline any advances.
Possible Sex Offender · 9mo
just saying I think dededilf should be more appreciated like he literally has the best tum in dreamland already. hes also a bit bigger than the other characters so you know he gives the best hugs. that penguin feathers has to be super warm a cuddly too
Possible Sex Offender · 10mo
bit metadede lately
what kinks do you think dedede has?
capicola · 10mo
This is from a fanfic I'm working on, but in the case of MetaDede what if King Dedede instinctively warms the pufflets (or if you prefer, the egg.) under his brood-pouch? Like, when they're first born the pufflets are drawn to heat, and while resting up against Meta Knight is nice they find out Dedede's even better! So, in traditional penguin fashion, King Dedede will quite literally sit on his children to keep them safe and warm. Meta Knight doesn't know this at first so when enters the bedroom and doesn't immediately see the babies he'd look around with worry that turns to fear and then ask "Dedede, where are the babies?!" to which King Dedede, not looking up from his book, would lift a single foot to reveal a couple of nice-and toasty pufflets who'd let out happy peeps, pyos and poyos at the sight of Meta Knight.
YES I've thought this exact thing 😭
My zoology loving ass can't look at that dork without thinking about all the penguin facts I have swimming around in my head. Unfortunately, not all of those facts are wholesome (penguins are a bit uhm...do people still say "sus"? :| ) but by far the cutest things about penguins are how they act with their young. The brood pouch is such a good example, that combined with borbs being so r o t u n d gives us such obvious material, I'm surprised more people haven't talked about it.
He didn't even know he had this instinct until the horblets arrived lol. He's got the warmest tum in Dreamland, so those buns get toasty (he does it to Kirby sometimes now too). He can also walk while they're in there -- catch Dedede roaming around the castle with a funny gait because he's carrying the borblets all around. The only thing is that he forgets to tell Meta Knight that he started doing that, and one day Meta Knight calls him all freaked out like "WHERE ARE THE BABIES?!" oop ( ._.)
And on days when Dedede is busy, Meta Knight can wrap them in his wings.
Brood husbands <3
bogus · 10mo
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0Nq1W4rw5V/?igsh=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==
borblets can go from cute squeaky puff to hellspawn easily.
Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 10mo
MK proposes, opens the ring box and reveals this: https://x.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1748608282384601465?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw