blooper · 11d
Certainly, Abel :)
Just so you know, I've thoroughly calculated that you wouldn't be overly bothered. In fact, I suspect you'd be eager for more. I apologize for the charade earlier. You're quite endearing when you're flustered :) And the way you assert yourself on the timeline (I saw it), well, it's rather charming. Your fiery spirit doesn't scare me, you little dragon. By the way, I'm not going anywhere. Especially not when... oh, this is a bit awkward. How many other suitors do I need to contend with now? But then again, it's not surprising - you are quite attractive.
Hmm, alright. Here's another clue. I am the second suitor. The one who sent you an anonymous message through the base wasn't me. I've been courting you through retrospring (and will continue to do so, with your consent, of course)
a whole dumbass and a loser blooper 1(YOU'D BE EAGER FOR MORE) MY ASS. god, you're so, you're a total menace. you're like a doppelganger of me in a more menacing and worse way. you're literally so, ugh, YOU'RE SO SLICK AND SLY. DON'T EVEN MENTION ABOUT WHAT YOU WITNESSED ON TIMELINE, THAT WAS GODDAMN EMBARRASSING.
you surely have a way with your words and aura, it's annoying. IT'S NOT ACTUALLY ANNOYING, IT JUST KIND OF MAKES ME LOSE MY COOL, A LITTLE, MAYBE PLATONICALLY. IDK. also, i genuinely have no idea of the first nor third bloopers, so again, very informative. very. DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IS A COMPETITION, I BARELY DO SOMETHING TO IGNITE IT ALL.
now, tell me your sun, rising, and moon. i'm gonna connect some dots. please. 😐
