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blooper · 8d
Rather than claiming me as a pup, I must confess that a fox is a far more accurate representation of my essence (TMI number one). Have you really? :) I greatly appreciate you taking the time to read about me amidst your busy schedule. Truly, I am flattered, Abel.
Uh, if flirting means saying things one doesn't mean, then I assure you, I do not flirt. I pride myself on being honest and straightforward, which, by the way, is part of my Aries Rising (TMI number two). LOL Abel, let me tell you that I am nothing but perfectly calm. It seems to be YOU who gets all jumpy whenever my message appears in your retrospring inbox. Sometimes, I can even get the feeling that you wish you could just scream or throw your phone? (though of course, you restrain yourself). So, are you quite sure that I’m the one who needs to calm down? 😏
I haven’t fully deciphered your inner self, or thoughts, not because I don't want to, but because I respect your boundaries and would never do so without your consent. But it seems you might finally be open to that, yeah? (judging by the tone of your words). Do you wish for us to know each other better? Eh, genrenya slowburn ya KITA ini, Bel? Haha.
By the way, if you don't mind me asking, have you set your sights on someone special? Please don’t say it’s me, as I already suspect that. Just kidding. But you know which part of my question is serious.
Note: I sense that you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with all these. Please, don’t worry about my earlier mention of waiting for your response. You can reply whenever you have the time, there's no pressure at all.
Yours truly,
Blooper1
I AM NOT OVERWHELMED BY THIS, ARE YOU DESPISING ME AS A CERTIFIED EXTROVERT. in fact, i always gave a reply once i opened my retrospring, IN MY HEAD. it's not my fault that you couldn't hear the immediate responses in there. if waiting causes you to suffer then i don't witness enough suffocation in your side, means you're still holding up good, aren't you? :p
and what is this i sense? aren't you the one who talks big about being confidently charming and all, is the pang of seriousness in your question indicates worry? on you? on the greatest-slick-big-mind-lady? that'll be quite a show for me.
ANYWAY, ENOUGH FEELING LIKE POKING A FINGER AT YOU FOR ENTERTAINMENT. DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE I'M SETTING MY EYES ON SOMEONE, if anyone else, NOT THAT I'M SAYING IF—, OK, I'LL CUT IT TO THAT.
AND ALL OF YOUR TMIS ARE VAGUE AS HECK, IF OUR GENRE TURNS TO BE THAT, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR NON-INFORMATIVE HINTS. anyway, just so you know, i'm okay if you want to ask little questions. you sound like no danger, if anything, you're a helpless little loser, adorably, sort of. OR MAYBE I'M BEING KIND LIKE THIS DUE TO MY SAPPY MOOD, LUCKY YOU?
blooper · 8d
Eh baru sadar yang barusan panjang banget, Bel. Nggak usah dibales deh, aduh, maaf ya. Pasti pusing nih abis ini
-blooper1
blooper · 8d
Because it won't be fair if I am the only person being so eager, right? You have no idea how much I long to converse with you about pretty much everything, how much I enjoy seeing you grace my timeline with your presence, how much I want to listen to your daily grievances, and how eagerly I await your swift responses to my messages (I even struggle to restrain myself from double texting you). It's only fair to balance the scales since I adore equality.
Hahaha and you ended up deleting your tweets about me, I just found out. Why, why? I had a very good moment reading them, padahal. A dog, you said? A dog in a suit with all the answers? Well, let me correct you, little dragon. Perhaps I am a dog, but I would much prefer to be in a dress (please, continue to talk about me in the future, yeah) :)
Ah, you wish to ascertain whether I'm not a Gemini, don't you? Haha, don't worry. My Sun is in Pisces, my Moon is in Libra, and my Rising is in Aries. Good luck deciphering me. I'll be waiting.
—blooper1
well, hello again, pup in dress. I'VE SEEN IT, I'VE READ THINGS ABOUT PISCES SUN AND LIBRA MOON. the whole combination surely explains your confidence and stability in pursuing something, scares me a little, NOT THAT IT ACTUALLY SCARES ME. almost like, you're helpless, kind of, or maybe it's me.. i have to face someone like you, maybe it makes me helpless, maybe, a little. I DON'T KNOW, SHUT UP.
your first paragraph gave me nothing but GIDDINESS. uh, thank you, i think, but please again shut up. didn't you say you're terrible at flirting? have you even double-checked the words you sent to me? DID YOU EVER CONSIDER TO CALM DOWN A LITTLE. AND NO. i didn't know you'd read the tweets, it was mostly impulsive and i realized later on it's sort of embarrassing. don't go around and order me to tweet relevant things about you omg, YOU do it. also, this kind of crossed my mind that you too, haven't fully deciphered my insides. isn't it a bit less convincing to claim your confidence in interest toward me if you only know my surface?
blooper · 9d
Certainly, Abel :)
Just so you know, I've thoroughly calculated that you wouldn't be overly bothered. In fact, I suspect you'd be eager for more. I apologize for the charade earlier. You're quite endearing when you're flustered :) And the way you assert yourself on the timeline (I saw it), well, it's rather charming. Your fiery spirit doesn't scare me, you little dragon. By the way, I'm not going anywhere. Especially not when... oh, this is a bit awkward. How many other suitors do I need to contend with now? But then again, it's not surprising - you are quite attractive.
Hmm, alright. Here's another clue. I am the second suitor. The one who sent you an anonymous message through the base wasn't me. I've been courting you through retrospring (and will continue to do so, with your consent, of course)
a whole dumbass and a loser blooper 1(YOU'D BE EAGER FOR MORE) MY ASS. god, you're so, you're a total menace. you're like a doppelganger of me in a more menacing and worse way. you're literally so, ugh, YOU'RE SO SLICK AND SLY. DON'T EVEN MENTION ABOUT WHAT YOU WITNESSED ON TIMELINE, THAT WAS GODDAMN EMBARRASSING.
you surely have a way with your words and aura, it's annoying. IT'S NOT ACTUALLY ANNOYING, IT JUST KIND OF MAKES ME LOSE MY COOL, A LITTLE, MAYBE PLATONICALLY. IDK. also, i genuinely have no idea of the first nor third bloopers, so again, very informative. very. DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IS A COMPETITION, I BARELY DO SOMETHING TO IGNITE IT ALL.
now, tell me your sun, rising, and moon. i'm gonna connect some dots. please. 😐
blooper · 9d
Hold on. So ... I've been ... wasting your time? Or have I interpreted it wrong by any chance? My apologies if that's the case. Without any consent given, I will have to discontinue chasing after you and respecting the boundaries you set for yourself (heartbroken dikit nggak ngaruh). Haha, I'm certainly no clairvoyant, Abel. If I were, my prediction would have been accurate, wouldn't it? However, as you can see, I was mistaken (maklumin dikit please, as my confidence has led me astray).
Anyway I wish you a splendid day. In case no one has told you yet today, allow me: you've done well!
-blooper1
DUMBASS. I WAS ABOUT TO CALL YOU A WHOLE DUMBASS AND A LOSER. however, i surely made a silly mistake and mistyped 'your' as 'MY'. i asked.. you.. why would you waste YOUR time for a me. goddamn, i'm totally sorry for it. maybe your message did cause a dizziness a little (POSITIVELY AGAIN)(DON'T MISTAKE ME THIS TIME), hence the mistake occurred.
seriously, change the flow a little, it's only unfair that you seem to know about me meanwhile i'm lost in fog about you. at least, tell me you're having a good day too. GOD'S SAKE, YOU MAKE ME DIZZY AGAIN. SUCH A TROUBLE (positively AGAIN).
blooper · 9d
Sorry for scrolling your profile, but I adore your talents very badly. Please tweet more of them.
blooper · 9d
Should I settle the bill for the damaged property? I am more than willing to accept responsibility. Okay so I can safely confirm that I am allowed to send you more messages through retrospring, yeah? I am glad, I am glad. By the way, Abel, it appears that you may have misinterpreted my straightforward manner for flirtation (bcs haven't I told you, I suck at it? hashtag loser). And since this trait is inherent to my nature, I don't think it can get easily subdued. So please bear with it? :)
Anyway, why do I have the impression that you know who I am already? It seems like you have an idea but aren't entirely convinced just yet. Also, why do I sense that you might be interested in me too? (maaf loh kalau geer :) don't gunshot yourself, pretty please)
blooper1man.. you're surely good with words, why are you even wasting my time for A ME (no offense)(sorry, just clueless). for god's sake, what do you mean you're nothing but being straightforward? YOU JUST REVEALED YOURSELF AS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON FOR SOMEONE WHO EASILY GETS FLUSTERED.
ALSO, WAIT, WHAT. I TOTALLY HAVE NO IDEA GRASPED FROM YOUR NOT INFORMATIVE HINT AND I AM CURRENTLY NOT INTERESTED IN ANYONE ROMANTICALLY. LIKE, OK? WHAT ARE YOU? PERAMAL???????? but this is kinda funny, you're truly a loser oh my god (adorably, kinda, and hopelessly).
blooper · 10d
Bisa nggak, jangan makin lucu? (karena kalau makin lucu I cannot guarantee that my intention will remain platonic).
I'm really glad (and relieved) to see you loosening up a bit and not as tense and freaked out as you were this afternoon. I apologize for being the reason you reacted that way. Of course, I am OOYFS. We've been interacting—not too often, but not infrequently either. Haha, I can't blame you for seeing me that way. But I promise, I'm not scary (and I'm definitely not a gramp). I haven't fully answered all the questions you asked me earlier. Why did I try to flirt? Because you interest me. Do I want to marry you? Well, do you? ;)
I am sorry if this is too long to read. Again, again, please tell me if I ... make you uncomfy.
blooper1SORRY, THERE WERE CRACKS ON MY WALL LAST NIGHT AFTER READING THIS THAT I HAD TO SLEEP IT AWAY (positively... i think) TO STAY COMPOSED. good lord, okay honest review; the more you talk, the more relaxing it feels. that came from a certified yapper, so believe me. MAYBE BECAUSE IT FINALLY FEELS LIKE YOU'RE AN ACTUAL PERSON AND NOT AN UNDECIPHERED BOT BUT PLEASE SPARE ME SOME MERCY AND REVOKE ALL THOSE FLIRTS IT KINDA MAKES ME—[GUNSHOTS].
okay, phew, goddamn. i have no idea about the common hint you mentioned about our interactions since i pretty much talk with everyone, but you're not making me uncomfortable too this time! thank you again. if anything doesn't make sense that's because i just woke up.
blooper · 10d
Hahaha, what else can I say? I (indeed) am a loser. I can't even pluck up some courage to dm you just yet, so I think I will remain as a blooper here, yeah? That, and I simply do not wish to ruin your peace, so I consider not to hit you up privately before you give me a green light. And no, no, please don't say thank you. It's on me. It's always my pleasure. Thank you, for existing
seriously, you're sort of too good at being considerate and i can't find myself being all fidgety anymore. YOU'RE SO KIND AND FOR WHAT. ANYWAY ARE YOU OOMF? if so, please interact more on timeline! conversing with someone i know and someone in void can be very different sometimes. for example, i accidentally visualized you like a scary gramps at an abandoned house due to my retrospring theme and the clueless traces of your existence (which is why i was cautious). if that even makes sense, but fine, have a good evening #blooper1!
blooper · 10d
Haha, normalcy doesn't suit you, though. I mean if you consider yourself a little freak, then please just be ... one? Please just stay true? Rest assured there will be someone who will match yours (me, hopefully). Damn I am sorry if I sound lame. I am not much of a pro flirt myself (hell I don't even know how to do this properly, sorry). Please tell me if you're uncomfortable
WAIT, DO YOU MEAN THIS IN A NON-PLATONIC WAY. WAAAAAAAAAARGH. okay, wait, okay. alright, at first, it did sort of freak me out and all fidgety receiving this kind of thing but you're kinda funny (in a loser way)(POSITIVE CONNOTATION). so, i think it's quite fine for now. how do i react to this, what should i say. why did you try to flirt, do you want to marry me. WAIT I HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU. thank you.
blooper · 10d
I apologize if I've made you uncomfortable, it's just – you hadn't shown up all morning so ... I was kind of worried? And I thought that maybe you had fallen sick since you slept very late last night. But okay, thanks God, you seem fine. Have a delightful weekend
WAIT, NO. THE TEARS WERE IN POSITIVE CONNOTATION. man, i really gotta fix my awkward ass reaction to unexpected care. i mean, thank you very much for going to certain extent and checking up on me! it's pretty much a harmless attention and i truly appreciate it. SORRY FOR LOSING MY COOL, IS THIS NORMAL ENOUGH NOW.
blooper · 10d
Abel, udah makan siang belum? Jangan skip nanti kamu sakit
