blooper · 11d

Because it won't be fair if I am the only person being so eager, right? You have no idea how much I long to converse with you about pretty much everything, how much I enjoy seeing you grace my timeline with your presence, how much I want to listen to your daily grievances, and how eagerly I await your swift responses to my messages (I even struggle to restrain myself from double texting you). It's only fair to balance the scales since I adore equality.

Hahaha and you ended up deleting your tweets about me, I just found out. Why, why? I had a very good moment reading them, padahal. A dog, you said? A dog in a suit with all the answers? Well, let me correct you, little dragon. Perhaps I am a dog, but I would much prefer to be in a dress (please, continue to talk about me in the future, yeah) :)

Ah, you wish to ascertain whether I'm not a Gemini, don't you? Haha, don't worry. My Sun is in Pisces, my Moon is in Libra, and my Rising is in Aries. Good luck deciphering me. I'll be waiting.

—blooper1

well, hello again, pup in dress. I'VE SEEN IT, I'VE READ THINGS ABOUT PISCES SUN AND LIBRA MOON. the whole combination surely explains your confidence and stability in pursuing something, scares me a little, NOT THAT IT ACTUALLY SCARES ME. almost like, you're helpless, kind of, or maybe it's me.. i have to face someone like you, maybe it makes me helpless, maybe, a little. I DON'T KNOW, SHUT UP.

your first paragraph gave me nothing but GIDDINESS. uh, thank you, i think, but please again shut up. didn't you say you're terrible at flirting? have you even double-checked the words you sent to me? DID YOU EVER CONSIDER TO CALM DOWN A LITTLE. AND NO. i didn't know you'd read the tweets, it was mostly impulsive and i realized later on it's sort of embarrassing. don't go around and order me to tweet relevant things about you omg, YOU do it. also, this kind of crossed my mind that you too, haven't fully deciphered my insides. isn't it a bit less convincing to claim your confidence in interest toward me if you only know my surface?

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