blooper · 11d
Rather than claiming me as a pup, I must confess that a fox is a far more accurate representation of my essence (TMI number one). Have you really? :) I greatly appreciate you taking the time to read about me amidst your busy schedule. Truly, I am flattered, Abel.
Uh, if flirting means saying things one doesn't mean, then I assure you, I do not flirt. I pride myself on being honest and straightforward, which, by the way, is part of my Aries Rising (TMI number two). LOL Abel, let me tell you that I am nothing but perfectly calm. It seems to be YOU who gets all jumpy whenever my message appears in your retrospring inbox. Sometimes, I can even get the feeling that you wish you could just scream or throw your phone? (though of course, you restrain yourself). So, are you quite sure that I’m the one who needs to calm down? 😏
I haven’t fully deciphered your inner self, or thoughts, not because I don't want to, but because I respect your boundaries and would never do so without your consent. But it seems you might finally be open to that, yeah? (judging by the tone of your words). Do you wish for us to know each other better? Eh, genrenya slowburn ya KITA ini, Bel? Haha.
By the way, if you don't mind me asking, have you set your sights on someone special? Please don’t say it’s me, as I already suspect that. Just kidding. But you know which part of my question is serious.
Note: I sense that you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with all these. Please, don’t worry about my earlier mention of waiting for your response. You can reply whenever you have the time, there's no pressure at all.
Yours truly,
Blooper1
I AM NOT OVERWHELMED BY THIS, ARE YOU DESPISING ME AS A CERTIFIED EXTROVERT. in fact, i always gave a reply once i opened my retrospring, IN MY HEAD. it's not my fault that you couldn't hear the immediate responses in there. if waiting causes you to suffer then i don't witness enough suffocation in your side, means you're still holding up good, aren't you? :p
and what is this i sense? aren't you the one who talks big about being confidently charming and all, is the pang of seriousness in your question indicates worry? on you? on the greatest-slick-big-mind-lady? that'll be quite a show for me.
ANYWAY, ENOUGH FEELING LIKE POKING A FINGER AT YOU FOR ENTERTAINMENT. DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE I'M SETTING MY EYES ON SOMEONE, if anyone else, NOT THAT I'M SAYING IF—, OK, I'LL CUT IT TO THAT.
AND ALL OF YOUR TMIS ARE VAGUE AS HECK, IF OUR GENRE TURNS TO BE THAT, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR NON-INFORMATIVE HINTS. anyway, just so you know, i'm okay if you want to ask little questions. you sound like no danger, if anything, you're a helpless little loser, adorably, sort of. OR MAYBE I'M BEING KIND LIKE THIS DUE TO MY SAPPY MOOD, LUCKY YOU?
