Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 10d

Me on the phone support. Mate from work: How come the recorder only shows a low signal all of a sudden while the oscilloscope shows the norm signal? I only taped the two wires today! - Me: Untape and inspect for shorts! Him: I did it right! - Me: just do it! - Him: *grmmmblgrgrgr

...but you have a vagina and everyone knows vaginas drain intelligence along with all the pee. Why didn't you offer to make him a nice cup of tea instead?

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