"Always forgive your enemies: nothing annoys them as much.”
Which one is more expensive to maintain: a horse or a motorcycle?
Definitely a horse. The vet’s bills alone.
Could you imagine if god did exist and was found to be non-binary. What would all those lovely christians with their bigoted hatred and ‘conversion therapy’ do then? They’d have to admit they’d gotten it wrong. Or just quietly sweep it under the carpet and find someone else to hate instead.
What do you think would happen if the US government made the ownership of guns illegal tomorrow?
Absolute mayhem leading very swiftly to civil war.
Worried I might have spiders/insects/generally hideous things crawling onto me.
Somebody goes missing every 90 seconds in the UK.
What part of your appearance do you strive to maintain or spend the most time/money/energy on?
I always have nice nails. I do them myself. It takes a while (because I use gel) but I find it therapeutic - and I only have to do them every 3 weeks.
[https://youtu.be/S80BYr8PM_w?t=15] What would you do if someone asked you, out of the blue, to have a dance with them? Also, how often are you reminded of the Second Coming?!
I’d be dancing.
I can honestly say the second coming doesn’t cross my mind very often at all. There again, neither does the first coming.
Franz Joseph Kaiserschmarrn. Oh my!
Not that I know of. I’m sure that Nigerian Prince is going to arrive any day now! I sent the money months ago…
Getting arrested and jailed for life doesn’t quite carry the same cachet as ‘going down in a blaze of glory’. No one thinks spending 60 years in jail is cool. All their internet fanboys will be beside themselves with glee right now. They’ve just become an icon. Sad but true.
At the moment, watching multitudes of police trying to get three protestors down from some scaffolding. 14 plus vehicles so far.
I’m a great believer in exfoliation. Dead skin is dead skin. All it does is look bad and absorb all your moisturiser. It needs to go. Getting rid of it works wonders, but NEVER use chemicals. You don’t need to be burning the dead skin off when you can get exactly the same results by using a face cloth. Honestly, get yourself a decent facial wash and a few cheap face cloths - because they tend to be a bit rougher. Wash them without using fabric conditioner. Use a clean one every single time. Don’t scrub, just lightly rub all your face - and body - you’ll get to know how much pressure you need. You get immediate results. You’ll save a fortune and your skin will be glowing with health - not because it’s got chemical burns.
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I have a series of books called Conversations with God by Neale Donald Walsch (spiritual, not religious). In one book, Neale refers to god as She (even though Neale believes God is non-binary) perfectly to shake up people's preconceived notions, and when I tried to get my mom to read it (by telling her it's only fair because she had me indoctrinated as a Christian throughout my childhood), she stopped reading the book at that point because she couldn't stomach God being referred to as a She.