“The most important thing in life is to stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will.’”
Yes, it is. Like Commons said, try signing a contract, or a passport, or anything remotely ‘secure’. Also, who wants a receive a typewritten birthday card, or gift tag, or condolence card?
If you could feel every emotion of every person, would you consider it a super power or a curse?
A curse for sure.
Do you give your dirty clothes a sniff before tossing them in the laundry basket?
No, they’re dirty. I know they’re dirty. There’s no need to sniff them. Taking something out of the wardrobe I haven’t worn for a while on the other hand..
I had a conversation with a 52 year-old man I know who is dating a 23 year-old woman. (He says she’s 23 but the general consensus is that she looks about 17.) I told him that if I had a 23 year-old daughter and a 52 year-old bloke was sniffing around her, I would not be happy. We agreed to differ. THEN I got free tickets for The Pet Shop Boys, which I passed on to people because I was away - he got a couple. Anyway, he sent me a screenshot of her message to him saying to thank me for the free tickets and that her parents were really looking forward to the concert. I messaged back saying it was no problem and “Note: her parents are looking forward to going.” He’s never spoken to me since. Ah, well. Such is life…
He was good in that film with him that played Howard Hughes - although Tom Hardy stole that film. He wasn’t so good in that series where he wore a flat cap and spoke with a strange accent - I couldn’t get into it at all. He has lovely blue eyes. That’s about it.
My time. It’s getting ridiculous now.
Are wholesome people boring, over all?
Only the ones who feel the need to constantly tell you how wholesome they are.
What would you do in your free time if you lived in the 1880s?
Like others have said, I doubt very much I’d have any free time to speak of.
Not my thing. I think they’re hideous - and just yuck.
Picture this: You're out for a walk and spot a friend having a meal at an outdoor restaurant, hanging out with some folks you don't know all that much. What would you do? Just give a wave and keep walking, stop for a quick chat before heading off, or maybe try something else?
I’d stop and say hello, ask them how the food is, say something funny then move along.
Report them to who? The CIA? The headmaster? The game company? I’m confused! (And not a gamer obvs) I’d probably think it was really funny.
I get overly excited at hedgehogs. God alone knows what I’d do with possums!
Do you like beef jerky?
No, it reminds me of dog-chews …and scary MAGA Americans.
Yes, one could save money.
One could also get scurvy, rickets, or anaemia - to name a few.
When do you usually say "Jesus tap-dancing Christ"?
I’d only ever say that if I actually saw Jesus tap-dancing. Otherwise it’s just a straightforward “Christ!” from me.
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yikes 😬