When you think about it, how sad is it that people can't see any kind of nakedness without thinking of sex? I think it says more about them than you.

There would be more chiropractors. Beds would be faster to make, and probably look better - nice and flat. The whole pillow placement issue would be gone - do you stand them up, do you lay them flat? Pillow fights wouldn't be a thing - and neither would the enduring male fantasy of nubile females in pyjamas jumping on beds hitting each other - sorry about that. Snoring levels would increase dramatically, leading to a higher divorce rate, a plummet in the sale of double beds, and earplugs being sold at a premium.

My parents have Polish neighbours. The guy's mother makes truly wonderful cakes. I visited my parents yesterday. It was the guy's birthday. I was too late for all the barbecued sausage extravaganza, but not the cake! It had four layers and was filled with cream and all kinds of fruit. Truly delicious. I'll order one for next year.

Move furniture. (Although I did once move a pretty large wooden cabinet down stairs by putting it inside a king size duvet cover and sliding it down slowly. So, maybe not.)

Caution: language, alcohol use, smoking, nudity.

From left to right: spoons, forks, knives.

Like Inhahe said, they had that on their website. Also, a few years ago they were advertising a "round the world cruise" to their swivel-eyed members.

Coldplay. (Money doesn't buy good taste.)

Cars by Gary Numan comes to mind - what a song! The earliest would be Kraftwerk.

A couple of times when I was at school. It wasn't for me.

If you put a small blanket or towel or something on a part of your bed you don't use (like a bottom corner) the cat will ALWAYS lie on that and not on a bit you need. Problem solved. But if it's already there? You're sleeping in the floor.

No. Nobody needs three phones.

I actually had a pizza from Domino's a few hours ago. One of their cheeky little pepperoni ones. Very nice it was too! First time I've had a takeaway in I don't know how long.

Not me! But according to your recent online activity I can suggest a good doctor for your... problem, bleach won't shift that stain, and the shoes you like are now half price on Amazon.

If I had a pound for every time I've been asked where Buckingham Palace is! Even in other countries I get asked for directions all the time. Which I'm quite okay about really because it means I've blended in.