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Anonymous Coward · 28d

Either Samus & Ridley get in a peace treaty, or Ridley just decide to drop a present one day, dumps a load into Samus, ensuring she's impregnated. That way it'll make her job harder as she grows his child in the belly.

Samus may get impregnated but she also would not hesitate to abort the fuck out of that pregnancy lol. Only way she's carrying Ridley's spawn to term is if she's restrained for all 9 mnonths

Star · 26d

Anonymous Coward · 2mo

Ever thought about doing more cumming on your samus firgure pics 🤔

Honestly yeah! I probably wouldn't share em here though. I'm not self conscious per se, but I do worry about scaring off the cool artists that follow me (and whom I respect) by acting like a horny idiot literally ALL of the time

Star · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Mynah with a Monster cock handling replikas and gestalts like single use fleshlights to be ruined and discarded

Mynah are the more gentle of Replikas, they may be hung but they make sure you can take it and they treat you right. However a corrupt Mynah is a different matter, you will probably not make it out of that coupling with all of your bones intact.

Star · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Justin Bailey is Samus Aran's pornstar alias? Hmmm. What would happen if say...Justin gets knocked up during her gig, and Samus has to partake in a bounty hunt or a mission? Months pass by, and her swollen stomach is visible through the armor, then has to show up for the next film. I wonder if anyone can put two & two together, or Samus really thinks everyone is too oblivious or not the brightest in the galaxy to see past her appearance.

It's easy when Samus walks around in her armor around other people, and being very fit and lean muscled means even in the third trimester she barely shows. You could mistake her slightly larger stomach with just thicker plating. However a few with experience in the matter can spot the awkward way she walks and seems to need frequent rests and spots right away she is pregnant.

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Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Preference of enemy that uses Zelda like a cheap sextoy?

Bokoblins obviously, they give the best dick in Hyrule. Many a marriage has been wrecked when one or both partners fell on their knees to serve unwashed Bokoblin dick.

Star · 2mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Horny Arar kidnapping gestalts into the vents to rape them

Since the Replika workers started getting sick, this mystery infection seemed to mostly cause aggressive behavior as their mental faculties declined. But increasingly, sick Replikas have allegedly been abducting gestalt workers and other Replika units. With their network of tunnels it's impossible to tell where they go, or what happens, but the abducted individual isn't seen again.

Star · 3mo

Cass · 3mo

hear me out: Samus having a really fancy no-touch start ship(like one that only requires the key fob inside), but for her it’s a butt plug that requires an orgasm before her ship will start.

Samus hooked to a vibrator so every time she commands her ship to fire, it sends jolts into her cunt and ass

Star · 3mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Given you’re into horror, what were the odds the vomit kink was activated by Silent Hill 3?

Those odds are precisely 0, since I have never played any Silent Hill. My vomit kink was triggered by Batman Beyond.

Star · 3mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

not really a question, just want to say that i really appreciate the signalis stuff, and regularly get light headed / dizzy when fantasizing the continuation of what you write up in here

Fuck yeah, that's awesome to hear!

Star · 3mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

A Storch dragging off a gestalt or a replika from the interrogation room into their cadre dorms and chaining them to the bed to serve as the Cadre's fucktoy, they were guilty anyway (Probably) so Who cares if they die this way

No way a Storch would share, they'd just fuck the suspected Gestalt until either their mind or body is too broken to go on (or perhaps, both) and then just dispose of them

Star · 3mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

It me, the EULE guy-
But I'm more then anything a Transformers guy, and spotted you retweeting some of it. Have you had any thought experiments or likes about it that tickle the little spots on your brain that go awooga?

A few! I like the ideas of Transformers meeting humans and realizing boobs are awesome and creating their own breasts

Star · 3mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Link finding recordings of what each of the different types of enemies have done with Zelda as their sex pet and now he's gotta come to terms with the fact that maybe she's long gone since the point of recovery but Duty is Duty

It's cause he's jealous, Zelda may not seem to enjoy it (at first) in the videos, but it looks like so much fun.

Star · 3mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

What's your opinion on Lara Croft bad ends?

Honestly, very few did much for me aside from making me wince, but a few were pretty fuckin hot.

Star · 3mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Does amputee Samus in general do anything for you because I read that anon Q and my brain lit up like a christmas tree

Honestly, amputee does nothing at all for me.

Star · 3mo

Anonymous Coward · 3mo

Samus as a quad-amp nugget that Ridley tosses to his minions, and once they're all done, she gets cloned and is made to watch that clone go through it all too

I feel bad that I can't respond to this with the same enthusiasm with which I presume it was sent, but this does nothing for me, sorry :( When I think about Samus Bad End stuff, the idea of clones cheapens the blow. If Samus is gonna be raped to death, it's gotta be decisive. There was 1 Samus and now she's dead.