Trans girl, she/her, 26 years old. Longtime fan of Metroid and also super horny, thank you
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Anonymous Coward · 2mo
Either Samus & Ridley get in a peace treaty, or Ridley just decide to drop a present one day, dumps a load into Samus, ensuring she's impregnated. That way it'll make her job harder as she grows his child in the belly.
Anonymous Coward · 3mo
Ever thought about doing more cumming on your samus firgure pics 🤔
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Mynah with a Monster cock handling replikas and gestalts like single use fleshlights to be ruined and discarded
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Justin Bailey is Samus Aran's pornstar alias? Hmmm. What would happen if say...Justin gets knocked up during her gig, and Samus has to partake in a bounty hunt or a mission? Months pass by, and her swollen stomach is visible through the armor, then has to show up for the next film. I wonder if anyone can put two & two together, or Samus really thinks everyone is too oblivious or not the brightest in the galaxy to see past her appearance.
It's easy when Samus walks around in her armor around other people, and being very fit and lean muscled means even in the third trimester she barely shows. You could mistake her slightly larger stomach with just thicker plating. However a few with experience in the matter can spot the awkward way she walks and seems to need frequent rests and spots right away she is pregnant.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Preference of enemy that uses Zelda like a cheap sextoy?
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Horny Arar kidnapping gestalts into the vents to rape them
Since the Replika workers started getting sick, this mystery infection seemed to mostly cause aggressive behavior as their mental faculties declined. But increasingly, sick Replikas have allegedly been abducting gestalt workers and other Replika units. With their network of tunnels it's impossible to tell where they go, or what happens, but the abducted individual isn't seen again.
Cass · 4mo
hear me out: Samus having a really fancy no-touch start ship(like one that only requires the key fob inside), but for her it’s a butt plug that requires an orgasm before her ship will start.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Given you’re into horror, what were the odds the vomit kink was activated by Silent Hill 3?
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
not really a question, just want to say that i really appreciate the signalis stuff, and regularly get light headed / dizzy when fantasizing the continuation of what you write up in here
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
A Storch dragging off a gestalt or a replika from the interrogation room into their cadre dorms and chaining them to the bed to serve as the Cadre's fucktoy, they were guilty anyway (Probably) so Who cares if they die this way
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
It me, the EULE guy-
But I'm more then anything a Transformers guy, and spotted you retweeting some of it. Have you had any thought experiments or likes about it that tickle the little spots on your brain that go awooga?
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Link finding recordings of what each of the different types of enemies have done with Zelda as their sex pet and now he's gotta come to terms with the fact that maybe she's long gone since the point of recovery but Duty is Duty
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
What's your opinion on Lara Croft bad ends?
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Does amputee Samus in general do anything for you because I read that anon Q and my brain lit up like a christmas tree
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Samus as a quad-amp nugget that Ridley tosses to his minions, and once they're all done, she gets cloned and is made to watch that clone go through it all too
I feel bad that I can't respond to this with the same enthusiasm with which I presume it was sent, but this does nothing for me, sorry :( When I think about Samus Bad End stuff, the idea of clones cheapens the blow. If Samus is gonna be raped to death, it's gotta be decisive. There was 1 Samus and now she's dead.