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Anonymous Coward · 4mo

Justin Bailey is Samus Aran's pornstar alias? Hmmm. What would happen if say...Justin gets knocked up during her gig, and Samus has to partake in a bounty hunt or a mission? Months pass by, and her swollen stomach is visible through the armor, then has to show up for the next film. I wonder if anyone can put two & two together, or Samus really thinks everyone is too oblivious or not the brightest in the galaxy to see past her appearance.

It's easy when Samus walks around in her armor around other people, and being very fit and lean muscled means even in the third trimester she barely shows. You could mistake her slightly larger stomach with just thicker plating. However a few with experience in the matter can spot the awkward way she walks and seems to need frequent rests and spots right away she is pregnant.

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