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Anonymous Coward · 1y

pickles i am on the run rn and have to ask you something extremely important. how vast is your sexual experience. i'm writing a biography and can't miss anything.

B-Baa?! H-Huh?! I-I um- okay that's V-VERY personal.. b-but if it's for writing I um.. I uh.. I-I don't have any, I've never really THOUGHT about d-doing such acts...

..W-Why are you on the run t-though..?

lammy!! :> · 1y

confession... i totally thought you were a girl at first (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠;⁠)

Anonymous Coward · 1y

If you could have 1 wish granted

What would it be

Anonymous Coward · 1y

just asking!!! these things are important to know!!! what about your pronouns.

Anonymous Coward · 1y

PICKLES, QUICK!! WHAT IS YOUR GENDER 🔫

Anonymous Coward · 1y

How would you react if you got a plush of yourself?

Anonymous Coward · 1y

we should make you a cool and awesome nickname so people don't make fun of your name (which is very cool already)!! how about 'picks'. or a scary one like, 'the picker'. or we could take the online gamer route and go with 'Xx_picKILL_xX'!!!

...A-Ah, that's.. I'll think about it- but for now I think I quite enjoy my name! Unsure how I would even pronounce that last thing.. o_O"

Anonymous Coward · 1y

though not there in person i would like to offer pickles a comforting internet hug. for peace of mind

O-Oh! Aww.. that's very sweet of you! If you ever make a trip near the lamb's cult, please don't b-be scared to approach me! ^^

Anonymous Coward · 1y

ah yes!! so sorry, i completely forgot
https://archiveofourown.org
enjoy :))

Anonymous Coward · 1y

if you like reading boy do i have the website for you!! archive of our own :)

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Good day, Mr. Lambchop. I hope this message finds you well.
If you are still bored, I have an exciting opportunity for you! Meet me in the Silk Cradle, I'll be in a clearing somewhere. Look for the scruffy man- bat. The scruffy bat. Gray, with a mustache. You will need to sign a waiver in the case of injury, dismemberment, insanity, spaghettification, babelization, temporal destabilization, death, and acquisition of knowledge you may have lived happier without.
I eagerly await your company!

H-Huh?! What's- N-No? I think I'll passs if all of that is a side effect- what's babelization? A-And spaghettiification? I-I- ..aheh.. uh.. suddenly don't feel ..bored.. thanks..

Anonymous Coward · 1y

pickles do NOT look into vore please don't do this to yourself
-ori

Anonymous Coward · 1y

E^BVN#RV^T#WM$ONE%UFO@QWB%MPN VTU#$ BWE
did I scare you once again?

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