Good day, Mr. Lambchop. I hope this message finds you well.
If you are still bored, I have an exciting opportunity for you! Meet me in the Silk Cradle, I'll be in a clearing somewhere. Look for the scruffy man- bat. The scruffy bat. Gray, with a mustache. You will need to sign a waiver in the case of injury, dismemberment, insanity, spaghettification, babelization, temporal destabilization, death, and acquisition of knowledge you may have lived happier without.
I eagerly await your company!