Dr. Miller was staying with his cousin, Alfred, in Alfred’s lakeside cabin. They were setting up Alfred’s will. Since Dr. Miller was Alfred’s closest living relative, much of Alfred’s estate was being left to him.

One day, Alfred went to Dr. Miller very upset. “Doctor,” he began, “I have just found out that an old enemy is out to get me. He is coming very soon. Where will I go? Where can I hide? If he finds me, he will surely kill me. I do not have time to leave this cabin and hide in the woods.”

Dr. Miller thought for a moment, and then grabbed a 5′ long bamboo fishing pole, with a diameter the size of a quarter. “Alfred, follow me out to the lake. This lake is 4′ deep. If you lie on the bottom of the lake and breathe through this pole, your enemy will never find you. I will be in the bulrushes with a shotgun, and I will shoot him when he comes. I will swim down to find you when he is gone.”
Alfred thought that was a great idea and went down in the lake with the bamboo pole in his mouth. A few hours later, a ranger passed by. He found Alfred’s body. Dr. Miller told the police of the circumstance, and that Alfred had probably panicked, and died. Police arrested Dr. Miller on the charge of murdering Alfred. Why?

GOD IT'S SO CRUEL TO JUST CHOOSE ONE. I have from my own collection, I once painted my mun's grandma a watercolor painting. A forest with a full moon, all black paint on watercolor paper. The story behind it… I painted it while I was waiting and took care of her at her room in the hospital, while she was fighting her cancer. But I lost the painting long time ago and planning to remake it on the fresh sketchbook I just bought.

From other Artists, I have one from each different painters. From the classic *Van Gogh, my fav is the Eugène Boch's portrait. With *Odilon Redon, I love the Smiling Spider one, call me crazy but it gives me sense of calm and just somehow comforting to me. For *Alma-Tadema is the lovely petal shower of The Roses of Heliogabalus, it's just too lovely to skip it. *Mark Rothko, I love Black on Grey, pardon my goth emo dark ass but it just calming me to see dark painting, as if you can mute things inside of you, including the war inside of you. *Arnold Boecklin, I choose the Fiedelnder Tod because it's like the devil/death is playing with the music behind of you trying to manipulate things. And I interpret the "music" as time, because with time, in the end you're the one who manipulate yourself.

Who else… I have so many, I've been collecting paintings (mostly classic era) and the painters since my mun was still in Uni. So it's hard to mention one by one.